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Title: Greenland by McGonagall
Post by: Nearly Sane on October 09, 2015, 04:51:02 PM

Just because I saw this today


http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/gems/greenlands-icy-mountains

Title: Re: Greenland by McGonagall
Post by: jeremyp on October 09, 2015, 08:46:47 PM

Much as I love Douglas Adams,I think that is worse than

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Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.