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General Category => Literature, Music, Art & Entertainment => Topic started by: SqueakyVoice on August 24, 2016, 08:46:26 PM

Title: Who will be the Master Baker?
Post by: SqueakyVoice on August 24, 2016, 08:46:26 PM
As the GBBO returns for another run, they'll be Mel and Kim, sorry Collie. Nope. Mel and the other one watching while twelve hopefuls master bake in front of them, three times in an hour.

Will their technique help them pull off the technical challenge?
How will Mary Berry react when she gets the results of their master baking in her mouth?

All these questions (and many more) will be answered as prime time BBC1 broadcasts hours of master baking over the next few months!
Title: Re: Who will be the Master Baker?
Post by: jeremyp on August 25, 2016, 12:25:31 AM
I can't wait to see Paul Hollywood wrap his lips round a master baker's eclair and get a mouthful of cream.
Title: Re: Who will be the Master Baker?
Post by: Aruntraveller on August 25, 2016, 09:17:21 AM
I can't wait to see Paul Hollywood wrap his lips round a master baker's eclair and get a mouthful of cream.

Ooh Matron.
Title: Re: Who will be the Master Baker?
Post by: Sebastian Toe on August 25, 2016, 05:29:27 PM
I can't wait to see Paul Hollywood wrap his lips round a master baker's eclair
.........I hope it won't be too stiff!  :-[
Title: Re: Who will be the Master Baker?
Post by: jeremyp on August 25, 2016, 09:35:09 PM
Has anybody ever had a nibble on Mary Berry's buns? I hear they are firm and fruity.
Title: Re: Who will be the Master Baker?
Post by: Aruntraveller on August 29, 2016, 07:34:46 PM
Are they cherry bakewells?
Title: Re: Who will be the Master Baker?
Post by: SqueakyVoice on August 31, 2016, 03:11:30 PM
This week is Biscuit Week!

Watch the faces of Mary and Paul as the chomp down on yet another soggy biscuit in dismay.

The trailers has shown the contestants building gingerbread buildings. Which competitor will have the biggest erection and will they need Mel to give it a helping hand to get it up onto the stand?
Title: Re: Who will be the Master Baker?
Post by: jeremyp on August 31, 2016, 07:28:11 PM
This week is Biscuit Week!

Has anybody had a nibble on Paul Hollywood's ginger nuts?
Title: Re: Who will be the Master Baker?
Post by: jeremyp on August 31, 2016, 07:29:21 PM
This week is Biscuit Week!


There was a bit of a fracas this year leaving one of the contestants in tears. Apparently he dropped his biscuits on the floor and then Sue Perkins accidentally trod on his garibaldis.