Religion and Ethics Forum
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Nearly Sane on February 28, 2017, 02:42:45 PM
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The Mash on the horrible death of St Pancake
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/millions-remember-the-martyrdom-of-saint-pancake-201202214919
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I remember clearly two pancakes which had a horrible death. :o My father tossed one which ended up on the beams of our kitchen in my childhood farmhouse, my mother was less than impressed. When our kids were young my husband grabbed the frying pan off me to have a go at tossing the pancake, and it too ended up on the ceiling! The dog sat underneath it waiting for it to fall down and gobbled it up. It took my husband quite a while to clean up his mess! ;D
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The Mash on the horrible death of St Pancake
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/millions-remember-the-martyrdom-of-saint-pancake-201202214919
The cheese, spinach and ham stuff is all myth.
He was doused liberally with cinnamon sugar.
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The cheese, spinach and ham stuff is all myth.
He was doused liberally with cinnamon sugar.
Heretic! You probably think St Pizza was smothered with pineapple in Hawaii!
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S' a load of crepe.
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You ain't seen Muffin yet!
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Anyway he is scone now
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It's the yeast he could do.
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And he blini batter be in Heaven
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Since he is toast, he could be in t'other place.
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Wot? Not the oven?
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Well, out of the frying pan into the bad fire!
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Was St Pizza the guy who was raisin the dead?
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Puns are going like hotcakes on here
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Was St Pizza the guy who was raisin the dead?
only when he invoked Jesus multiple times. That"s how he got the name Four Jesus Pizza
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Puns are going like hotcakes on here
True - some are enough to make you rye.
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Ah, but wheat till you get the punch line. You'll barley be able to contain yourself.
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These buns are so corny.