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Title: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on August 11, 2017, 09:33:57 PM
Cracking opener to the EPL but Leicester look like they've thrown it away.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on August 12, 2017, 02:26:07 PM
Two matches, thirteen goals.

Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on August 12, 2017, 05:25:07 PM

And for the moment Huddersfield at top of the EPL.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/40862375
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on August 12, 2017, 05:47:35 PM
IKR. And a lot of sniggering at Chelsea.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on August 12, 2017, 06:00:24 PM
I am just basking in a 4-1 derby win today
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Post by: Rhiannon on August 12, 2017, 06:08:04 PM
St Johnstone?
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Post by: Nearly Sane on August 12, 2017, 06:17:32 PM
No, not my team and St Johnstone weren't playing a derby. Greenock Morton
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on August 12, 2017, 06:19:10 PM
No, not my team and St Johnstone weren't playing a derby. Greenock Morton

Oh, ok. My knowledge of where Scottish football teams are is something like non existent.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on August 12, 2017, 06:24:40 PM
In part it's the lack of place names in titles for a number. St Johnstone is Perth. Morton only relatively recently added Greenock into the title and we gubbed the Midden as we in banterly terms refer to St Mirren from Paisley.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on August 13, 2017, 09:32:49 PM
I am now basking in the glory of a 4-0 defeat. Groundhog Day for Hammers fans.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on August 14, 2017, 12:05:06 AM
Chelsea have played two matches this season and their red card count matches their goals scored count.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on August 15, 2017, 11:17:52 AM
http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40507399

Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on August 15, 2017, 11:29:38 AM
http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40507399
Ha, I am Cristiano Ronaldo. To be fair the sculpture does look more like me.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on August 15, 2017, 11:37:09 AM
 :D

I'm Peter Schmeichel.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ProfessorDavey on August 15, 2017, 07:49:10 PM
Two matches, thirteen goals.
Indeed - really pleased with Watford rescuing a point in the 93rd.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on October 01, 2017, 01:57:33 AM
It’s time for the management roulette game again. Who’s next for the chop? I have to say, my money for the first to go was heavily on Wenger but he’s probably in the clear for now. Will it be Hodgson?  I bet he hopes so! Will it be Koeman? What about Howe or Shakespeare?
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on October 01, 2017, 10:25:12 AM
It will be Bilic.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on October 01, 2017, 07:18:59 PM
Scrub that.

Koeman.
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Post by: Humph Warden Bennett on October 02, 2017, 02:45:37 PM
I am giving my brother a wide berth at the moment, he is a Crystal Palace supporter.

Old joke "Nothing wrong with the team that nine or ten new players could not put right".
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on October 02, 2017, 04:01:10 PM
A guy I was dating is a Palace fan.

I find this mildly amusing.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on October 02, 2017, 06:15:13 PM
I am giving my brother a wide berth at the moment, he is a Crystal Palace supporter.

Old joke "Nothing wrong with the team that nine or ten new players could not put right".
Who's the one (or two) you'd keep?
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on October 17, 2017, 05:22:50 PM
And we have a winner. Goodbye Craig Shakespeare (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41656917)

In other news, I am somewhat disappointed that Crystal Palace have spoilt their perfect record.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Humph Warden Bennett on October 18, 2017, 09:49:59 AM
Who's the one (or two) you'd keep?

Julian Speroni.

I ain't crying too much about Palace since I am a Charlton supporter.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Shaker on October 18, 2017, 10:05:25 AM
And we have a winner. Goodbye Craig Shakespeare (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41656917)
I suppose that means he's been Bard from the ground.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on October 18, 2017, 06:20:33 PM
Ronald Koeman has the total support of the club's board (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41670426)

Anybody want to bet against him being next?
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on October 23, 2017, 01:55:08 PM
Ronald Koeman has the total support of the club's board (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41670426)

Anybody want to bet against him being next?

Err, no.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41683786
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on November 06, 2017, 12:46:07 PM
No surprises here, I guess.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41702779

Bring back Big Sam!
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on November 14, 2017, 01:28:38 PM
I've never known a World Cup without Italy in it. This is a bit of a fall from grace for the 2006 winners.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on November 14, 2017, 01:35:21 PM
Sad that Buffon didn't play one last World Cup
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on November 17, 2017, 01:49:32 PM
http://newsthump.com/2017/11/17/wife-suggests-arsenal-supporting-husband-give-spurs-a-try/
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: wigginhall on November 17, 2017, 02:51:53 PM
http://newsthump.com/2017/11/17/wife-suggests-arsenal-supporting-husband-give-spurs-a-try/

Very good.  My dad was a canny old bugger, and used to watch City, Utd and Oldham.  Well, one of them was usually having a good run.   Proper ecumenical he was.   Mind you, way back some City and Utd players used to be best friends, maybe they are now though. 
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Post by: ProfessorDavey on November 18, 2017, 02:40:11 PM
Very good.  My dad was a canny old bugger, and used to watch City, Utd and Oldham.  Well, one of them was usually having a good run.   Proper ecumenical he was.   Mind you, way back some City and Utd players used to be best friends, maybe they are now though.
Don't get that at all.

Fair enough you can follow a top team and another that isn't in the same league metaphorically (even if occasionally in the same league in reality) but I simply don't get how you can 'follow' (i.e. support) both City and United - they are mutually incompatible, as are Liverpool and Everton, Rangers and Celtic, Arsenal and Spurs ... and Watford and Luton.

And regarding players - they are, of course professional and therefore paid for their allegiance - the allegiance of supporters runs much, much deeper!!
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on November 18, 2017, 03:30:02 PM
I had a friend years ago who supported both Celtic and Rangers.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ProfessorDavey on November 19, 2017, 12:49:17 AM
I had a friend years ago who supported both Celtic and Rangers.
That's just wrong.

I've known plenty of people in Scotland who support their local team plus one of Celtic or Rangers, but never anyone who claimed to support both!!
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on November 19, 2017, 01:17:18 AM
That's just wrong.

I've known plenty of people in Scotland who support their local team plus one of Celtic or Rangers, but never anyone who claimed to support both!!

We were teens at the time - penfriends - and I didn’t appreciate anything about the sectarianism. I had no idea how odd it is.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ProfessorDavey on November 19, 2017, 11:10:16 AM
We were teens at the time - penfriends - and I didn’t appreciate anything about the sectarianism. I had no idea how odd it is.
Regardless of the increased tension of sectarianism in the Celtic/Rangers context the whole point about these rivalries is that you have to plump for one or the other, you cannot support both.

To quote Billy Bragg from Northern Industrial Town:

'And there's only two teams in this town
And you must follow one or the other
Let us win, let them lose, not the other way round'

And it isn't just that you want you team to win - just as important (perhaps more so) is that the other team loses.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on November 19, 2017, 11:29:09 AM
Regardless of the increased tension of sectarianism in the Celtic/Rangers context the whole point about these rivalries is that you have to plump for one or the other, you cannot support both.

To quote Billy Bragg from Northern Industrial Town:

'And there's only two teams in this town
And you must follow one or the other
Let us win, let them lose, not the other way round'

And it isn't just that you want you team to win - just as important (perhaps more so) is that the other team loses.

As a WHU fan Millwall is probably our Most Hated, although we aren't supposed to like other London teams either. I really don't care though. And I'll happily cheer on Spurs.

And I've dated a Millwall supporter.

The sectarianism adds a whole new layer though.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ProfessorDavey on November 19, 2017, 11:47:34 AM
As a WHU fan Millwall is probably our Most Hated, although we aren't supposed to like other London teams either. I really don't care though. And I'll happily cheer on Spurs.

And I've dated a Millwall supporter.

The sectarianism adds a whole new layer though.
I think every team has one 'most hated' other team. So for WHU Millwall may be the most hated, but that creates a problem because they are divisions below. And how ever much you might try to create a new 'most hated team' it just doesn't really work because it has to reciprocal. So WHU might turn their attentions to Spurs as they rarely play Millwall, but Spurs will shrug their shoulder and murmur 'whatever' as they continue to turn their attention to Arsenal, as they alway have done.

But this is a bit of a London problem due to too many teams as it were, with some effectively 'orphaned' teams, traditionally hating teams that really aren't worth bothering with - e.g. Chelsea and their traditional rivalry with Fulham and WHU with Millwall.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on November 19, 2017, 11:57:36 AM
From what I can gather the WHU/Milwall firms organise plenty of, erm, rivalry whether they are playing each other or not. But that’s the lunatic fringe. From what I can tell most WHU fans have transferred their hatred to Chelsea. Well, doesn’t everyone?

Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ProfessorDavey on November 19, 2017, 01:02:26 PM
But that’s the lunatic fringe. From what I can tell most WHU fans have transferred their hatred to Chelsea. Well, doesn’t everyone?
WHU vs Chelsea seems to work well as both are orphaned from their traditional rivals.

Nothing worse and one sided rivalry. As a Watford fan our traditional rivals are, of course, Luton. However it has been a long while since they have come close to Watford's position - indeed spending a number of years outside the football league while Watford have ping-pointed between Premier and Championship. So I suspect that currently Luton hate Watford with a passion (due to their success) while Watford consider Luton to be an irrelevant (due to their failure) - hatred being replaced by pity!
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: wigginhall on November 19, 2017, 04:04:23 PM
I was just thinking that I have watched all the London clubs, depending on where I was living.   But this is not 'support' I suppose.   I watched Chelsea at lot as I lived in Fulham, they were quite mediocre, but the tickets were £7.   That's about the price of a hot dog now.   The Shed end at Chelsea was the most foul mouthed place I have ever been, anyway, I can't afford it now.   We sometimes pop round the corner and watch Fulham, a very nice ground next to the river, team not so good now.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ProfessorDavey on November 20, 2017, 12:24:29 AM
I was just thinking that I have watched all the London clubs, depending on where I was living.   But this is not 'support' I suppose.   I watched Chelsea at lot as I lived in Fulham, they were quite mediocre, but the tickets were £7.   That's about the price of a hot dog now.   The Shed end at Chelsea was the most foul mouthed place I have ever been, anyway, I can't afford it now.   We sometimes pop round the corner and watch Fulham, a very nice ground next to the river, team not so good now.
Yes Fulham is a great ground. I remember some years ago being in one of the pubs by the river before heading to Craven cottage to watch them play Burnley (in the old 3rd division I think). It was the same day a six nation rugby fixture and the pub was full of rugby fans preparing to watch the match. They simply couldn't understand why we wanted to go and watch Fulham play football rather than England play rugby!!

When I was spending quite a bit of time in west London I also used to go to Brentford quite a lot - great ground, directly on the flight path to Heathrow so they'd put advertising on the roofs of the stands. Also has a pub on each corner.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on November 20, 2017, 02:22:25 AM
http://newsthump.com/2017/11/17/wife-suggests-arsenal-supporting-husband-give-spurs-a-try/

Quote
the inevitable humiliation, anger, and misery that will entail for Arsenal fans across the country.

Ha ha ha ha.

Football wouldn't be half as funny without Spurs buggering things up on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on November 20, 2017, 02:39:47 AM
Nothing worse and one sided rivalry.
Most rivalries are one sided. In international football, it's more obvious I think. Scottish supporters think they have a huge rivalry with England, but most England supporters - even now - probably regard Scotland as a minor irritation, certainly not on a parr with such giants as Iceland.

For English supporters, the big rivalry is, of course, with Germany. But, I understand the Germans don't have the same perception. Somebody told me that they are more concerned with the Netherlands.

All this is just so I can quote one of my favourite lines from The Unbelievable Truth.

"England Germany is always a big game, although, for Germany, there are usually bigger games to follow" ~~ Henning Wehn.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on November 20, 2017, 09:23:09 AM
Ha ha ha ha.

Football wouldn't be half as funny without Spurs buggering things up on a regular basis.

They do it brilliantly, don’t they?  :D

I was talking to a friend last night and told him the WHU score and couldn’t get why he was roaring (quite scarily if I’m honest) with laughter.

Then I remembered he’s a Sheffield Utd fan.

Apparently the fans there still sing a sing about a riot after a game against Wednesday in which some supporters died. It happened in 18 something.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on November 20, 2017, 11:01:11 AM
And Pulis sacked


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42041923
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on November 20, 2017, 05:59:12 PM
They do it brilliantly, don’t they?  :D

I was talking to a friend last night and told him the WHU score and couldn’t get why he was roaring (quite scarily if I’m honest) with laughter.

Then I remembered he’s a Sheffield Utd fan.

Apparently the fans there still sing a sing about a riot after a game against Wednesday in which some supporters died. It happened in 18 something.

I used to work with a Sheffield United fan when they got relegated from the Premier League. Your friend is probably also still bitter about Tevez-gate, when West Ham allegedly played Carlos Tevez illegally, winning the final match of the season in 2007 thus saving themselves from relegation at the expense of Sheffield United.

Anyway, I'm sure you are too sensible to be one of these guys

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-42054350
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on November 20, 2017, 06:17:35 PM
I used to work with a Sheffield United fan when they got relegated from the Premier League. Your friend is probably also still bitter about Tevez-gate, when West Ham allegedly played Carlos Tevez illegally, winning the final match of the season in 2007 thus saving themselves from relegation at the expense of Sheffield United.

Anyway, I'm sure you are too sensible to be one of these guys

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-42054350

Tevez is exactly why my friend is bitter.

The weird thing about that story is that it's Essex police that are involved, which meant he waited until he got home before ringing the rozzers. At least if he'd rung from the ground they might have been able to arrest various people for fraudulently claiming to be footballers.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: wigginhall on November 29, 2017, 04:30:54 PM
I had to laugh when I saw that big Sam is heading to Everton, and Pardew to West Brom.   This is like a giant carousel or musical chairs, with the same managers getting up from one chair, and then sitting down in another.   I suppose they collect a nice little earner.   
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on November 29, 2017, 04:48:58 PM
I had to laugh when I saw that big Sam is heading to Everton, and Pardew to West Brom.   This is like a giant carousel or musical chairs, with the same managers getting up from one chair, and then sitting down in another.   I suppose they collect a nice little earner.

The total lack of imagination is astonishing.

Gutted WHU didn’t hang on for Pulis though.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: wigginhall on December 10, 2017, 03:53:10 PM
Well done, Hammers.  Old Moysie came up trumps.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Humph Warden Bennett on December 16, 2017, 02:30:05 PM
Crystal Palace have won 3-0 away from home at Leicester. My brother must be opening the beer about now.

Edit: It's so rare for Palace to win that I forgot to include the "w" word.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Humph Warden Bennett on December 16, 2017, 09:16:10 PM
Palace winning away from home seems to have been a conversation stopper :(
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on December 17, 2017, 01:47:32 AM
Palace winning away from home seems to have been a conversation stopper :(
Everybody is still in shock.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Humph Warden Bennett on December 17, 2017, 10:19:53 AM
Everybody is still in shock.

Long standing Charlton fans joke:

"Burglars broke into the Trophy Room at Selhurst Park last night"

"Did they steal the cups?"

No they kept out of the kitchen"
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on January 01, 2018, 04:39:30 PM
Taxi for Hughes?
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Post by: wigginhall on January 01, 2018, 04:50:55 PM
I've always liked Sparky - for some reason, he has lost his mojo.   Amazing that he was manager at City in distant days.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on January 01, 2018, 05:03:07 PM
Regression to the mean
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Post by: wigginhall on January 08, 2018, 05:15:35 PM
Guess who Mr January is in the Liverpool calendar for 2018?   Never mind, it'll soon be February. 
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on February 16, 2018, 04:40:33 PM
I am going to guess that they were not entirely sober



http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43089347
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on February 26, 2018, 10:17:04 AM
From what I can gather the WHU/Milwall firms organise plenty of, erm, rivalry whether they are playing each other or not. But that’s the lunatic fringe. From what I can tell most WHU fans have transferred their hatred to Chelsea. Well, doesn’t everyone?

It always has been and always will be Millwall (though of course we hate everyone else) ever since the two teams formed as East End rivals. Add to that the dockers strike of 1926 and Harry Cripps's testimonial in 1972 (among other things) when Millwall got walloped by the Mile End mob, then you have all ingredients of pure hatred.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10156050004112086&id=689022085

Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on February 26, 2018, 01:06:14 PM
West Ham fans are marching on the 10th of March, taking the board to account for their false promises. Many of us reluctantly accepted to move from the Boleyn with the promise of a world class stadium with world class players. The board delivered on neither. Then there are all the local businesses which are going down the khazi as a result of the move.
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Post by: ad_orientem on March 04, 2018, 10:45:25 AM
I don't know how active any of you are on social media but on Twitter and Facebook, for instance, the West Ham fanbase is in complete meltdown after yestetday's defeat and the decision by the Real West Ham Fans Action Group to pull out of the march. West Ham fans are insulting and accusing each other of this and that and the ICF are pulling ranks and saying those who still wish to march (except Bill Gardner) will not be allowed to pass through their manor because, they believe, the other protest groups have been infiltrated by ANTIFA.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on March 04, 2018, 12:27:19 PM
Woolworths went bust because they sold most of their real estate in favour of leasehold agreements. When in difficulties they had no assets to speak of. This is pretty much what WHU did and I do not see how the club will survive long term.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on March 04, 2018, 01:09:25 PM
And the owners are to blame. If we go down I really do fear the worst. Sullivan and Gold are asset stripping the club. The only upside is we'll get to play Millwall. I think the only viable longterm solution for both the club and the taxpayer is to either sell the stadium to us or to build our own stadium elsewhere. What really gets me is one of the claimed reasons we couldn't fully redevelop the Boleyn was the bus garage behind the East stand which has subsequently demolished. You couldn't make it up. This is the West Ham way. We're a joke from top to bottom.

I'm a member of the Real West Ham Fans Action Group and I back Andy Swallow and Micky Morgan, old school and I trust them.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on March 05, 2018, 09:22:14 PM
Could it get any worse. Palace up 2-0 against United. Wouldn't put it past those bloody Mancs to be doing it on purpose. LOL!
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on March 11, 2018, 09:51:50 AM
The boiling pot that is the West Han fanbase finally boiled over yesterday. The club has no one to blame but itself. The owners are liars and thieves. The manager is clueless. The players are not fit to wear the shirt. Sullivan, Gold, and Brady you have ruined our club! I'm surprised there wasn't a full out riot. West Ham died the day we left the Boleyn.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on March 11, 2018, 01:39:50 PM
Even more so if the actions of the fans lead to relegation. Points deduction?

Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on March 11, 2018, 01:42:04 PM
Even more so if the actions of the fans lead to relegation. Points deduction?

You can't absolutely rule it out but I do think it's highly unlikely.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on March 17, 2018, 10:10:23 PM
Commentator tonight after the Liverpool game 'It might be snowing in March but it's like Christmas Day again for Salah'
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on March 22, 2018, 11:02:35 AM
Commentator tonight after the Liverpool game 'It might be snowing in March but it's like Christmas Day again for Salah'

 ;D
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on March 22, 2018, 02:58:42 PM
Big achievement for Gareth Bale, but the paucity of imagination used for football nicknames is dreadful.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43501828
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on March 22, 2018, 05:57:38 PM
Big achievement for Gareth Bale, but the paucity of imagination used for football nicknames is dreadful.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43501828

Presumably Baleo is a play on Kaleo, the uber-cool Icelandic indie blues rockers.

I see this as an improvement from the days when Giggs himself played, when every nickname was created by sticking -y on the end of surnames or syllables thereof.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on March 22, 2018, 06:03:27 PM
Presumably Baleo is a play on Kaleo, the uber-cool Icelandic indie blues rockers.

I see this as an improvement from the days when Giggs himself played, when every nickname was created by sticking -y on the end of surnames or syllables thereof.

Indeed, though I fear that it was just to avoid being confused with someone called Bailey, obviously nicknamed Baileyy
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on March 22, 2018, 06:14:39 PM
Indeed, though I feat that it was just to avoid being confused with someone called Bailey, obviously nicknamed Baileyy

Perhaps they should adopt WWE style nicknames. You know, things like The Arsonist, The Dead Man and the Eater of Worlds. Actually they should use the entrances too, including music, and every match should end with the opposition being hit by ladders and thrown through commentary tables.

West Ham are already exploring a collaboration with Vince McMahon.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on March 22, 2018, 06:19:05 PM
Perhaps they should adopt WWE style nicknames. You know, things like The Arsonist, The Dead Man and the Eater of Worlds. Actually they should use the entrances too, including music, and every match should end with the opposition being hit by ladders and thrown through commentary tables.

West Ham are already exploring a collaboration with Vince McMahon.
That was a proper lol.


Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on March 22, 2018, 06:30:48 PM
Snooker is brilliant for this. Many of the nicknames you get, Hurricane, Whirlwind, Rocket but then you get Mark Selby, a man who appears never to have knowingly been in the presence of humour, being the Jester from Leicester.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on March 31, 2018, 09:25:49 AM
A West Ham musical. Enjoy! 😂

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=G-WDqXSm5rQ
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Grace of God on April 03, 2018, 06:21:12 PM
being a happy hammer is a trial, let's hope we stay up this season...
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on April 03, 2018, 07:10:21 PM
Beating Southampton helped. I reckon we could get something from the Chelsea game next weekend.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on April 03, 2018, 07:11:35 PM
Beating Southampton helped. I reckon we could get something from the Chelsea game next weekend.

What, another fine from the FA?
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on April 03, 2018, 07:17:18 PM
What, another fine from the FA?

LOL! Not this time. If we play like we did on Saturday I reckon we'll have a good opportunity to tell Chelsea where they can stick their blue flag.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Nearly Sane on April 03, 2018, 09:24:40 PM
He is a bit good, that Cristiano Ronaldo chappee.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on April 03, 2018, 10:10:29 PM
He is a bit good, that Cristiano Ronaldo chappee.

I suppose but he is a bit of a tart.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on April 04, 2018, 12:38:18 AM
I suppose but he is a bit of a tart.

Isn’t it said that Messi is on live with football and Ronaldo is in love with Ronaldo?
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on April 04, 2018, 12:58:02 PM
He is a bit good, that Cristiano Ronaldo chappee.
His neck is too long.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on April 05, 2018, 09:25:52 AM
Funny how the press treats teams differently. Liverpool fans attack the Citeh bus and nothing, West Ham attack the Man U bus or a few fans run onto the pitch and we're all basically scum. Liverpool fans can do no wrong after Hillsborough. Funny that as you only have to go a few years earlier and see what happened at Heysel. Mickey Mousers never had any class, which is why they always loved their stanley knives.

https://twitter.com/westhamtransfer/status/981780149376110592?s=19
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on April 08, 2018, 01:25:53 PM
Funny how the press treats teams differently. Liverpool fans attack the Citeh bus and nothing,
Nothing?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=manchester+city+bus+attack&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&gfe_rd=cr&dcr=0&ei=agjKWvi7N-y3tgfDqbKIBA
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on April 08, 2018, 05:32:06 PM
There will be a two year inquiry which will go on to blame the OB.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Robbie on June 10, 2018, 10:02:27 PM
Soccer Aid 2018 is brilliant! A break now but then penalty. I haven't wanted to leave my chair.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on June 11, 2018, 09:07:36 AM
Lanzini suffered a torn cruciate ligament whilst training for the Argentina team. Likely to be out for the whole of next season. Worst case scenario is that it might end his career. Typical West Ham luck ffs.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on July 05, 2018, 07:49:09 PM
So, it looks like Whilshere is coming to West Ham. I'm quite excited about that.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: Rhiannon on July 06, 2018, 01:44:53 PM
Wtf?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jul/06/dimitri-payet-west-ham-marseille
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on July 06, 2018, 03:12:05 PM
Wtf?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jul/06/dimitri-payet-west-ham-marseille

@ExWHUEmployee (who is by far the best West Ham ITK) hinted at this a couple of days ago on The West Ham Way podcast. Personally I wouldn't want that snake back. I can't forgive him that easily.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: wigginhall on July 06, 2018, 05:48:14 PM
France looking good, Griezmann excellent.    Watch his free kick and the stutter, the whole defence crash.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: jeremyp on July 09, 2018, 07:48:49 PM
So, it looks like Whilshere is coming to West Ham. I'm quite excited about that.

I hope you have better luck keeping him out of the treatment room than we did.
Title: Re: Football 2017/18
Post by: ad_orientem on July 10, 2018, 12:09:59 PM
I hope you have better luck keeping him out of the treatment room than we did.

72 games last two seasons ain't bad. More than any West Ham player last two. I'm not worried. And he hasn't been plagued with muscle strains, which would be a worry.