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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: floo on February 04, 2018, 12:09:03 PM

Title: Don't put a coconut in a coffin!
Post by: floo on February 04, 2018, 12:09:03 PM

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Title: Re: Don't put a coconut in a coffin!
Post by: ekim on February 04, 2018, 03:13:41 PM

A mobile phone might be better, just in case it's a near death experience. ;)

Title: Re: Don't put a coconut in a coffin!
Post by: Anchorman on February 04, 2018, 07:09:26 PM

Quote from: ekim on February 04, 2018, 03:13:41 PM

A mobile phone might be better, just in case it's a near death experience. ;)

'S been done - by arrangement.
One joker who knew he was on the way out arranged with a local minister to hav "Smoke gets in your eyes" as a ringtone, played as the curtain in the crem went down.....

Title: Re: Don't put a coconut in a coffin!
Post by: Harrowby Hall on February 06, 2018, 12:22:47 PM

Iain Banks' novel, The Crow Road begins with a big bang. They forgot to remove Granny's pacemaker before her cremation.