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Title: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Roses on June 13, 2020, 02:13:16 PM
……..you realise you were born closer to the First World War than to now!

(I pinched this from the other forum)
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: ekim on June 13, 2020, 02:19:08 PM
........... when your mind makes dates your body can't keep.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Roses on June 13, 2020, 02:20:34 PM
…...when the years to your 100th birthday are less than the ages of your children!
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Nearly Sane on June 13, 2020, 02:37:08 PM
……..you realise you were born closer to the First World War than to now!

(I pinched this from the other forum)
That makes everyone who is 52 old. So no don't think that one works
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Roses on June 13, 2020, 03:32:27 PM
That makes everyone who is 52 old. So no don't think that one works

I was born in 1950, 70 years ago, WW1 started 36 years before I was born.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Nearly Sane on June 13, 2020, 03:36:49 PM
I was born in 1950, 70 years ago, WW1 started 36 years before I was born.
And? Anyone who is 52 was born closer to the Great War than to today. Is 52 old?
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Roses on June 13, 2020, 03:42:17 PM
And? Anyone who is 52 was born closer to the Great War than to today. Is 52 old?

Yep according to my grandchildren who think their parents, who are in their 40s, are on a par with Methuselah! ;D
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Post by: Nearly Sane on June 13, 2020, 03:44:11 PM
Yep according to my grandchildren who think their parents, who are in their 40s, are on a par with Methuselah! ;D
I asked what you think not what kids think. Your example  is badly thought out.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Roses on June 13, 2020, 03:57:52 PM
I asked what you think not what kids think. Your example  is badly thought out.

I didn't actually think that particular one out, as I said I pinched it from the other forum, it made sense to me.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Steve H on June 21, 2020, 09:23:25 PM
… you can remember:
black-and-white TV
spangles
President Kennedy's assassination
Yuri Gagarin and John Glenn
when there were no home computers, let alone the internet
Seeing the first episode of Doctor Who
MacMillan as Prime Minister
Churchill's funeral
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Post by: Gordon on June 21, 2020, 09:43:51 PM
To which I'd add:

Crackerjack.

Rosehip Syrup (regularly administered to me by my grandmother, whether I wanted it or not).

Tramcars and Trolleybuses (in 1950's Glasgow).

The Beezer and Topper comics.

Meccano (when all the bits were made of metal and not plastic).

Steam trains.

Roller skates that you strapped on over your shoes (and eventually the leather straps disintegrated).
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Steve H on June 22, 2020, 09:01:49 AM
Indeed - I remember trolleybuses well, though not trams - they'd gone from Manchester and Stockport by the time I was old enough to remember (although Manchester now has modern trams again). Also Crackerjack, and not rosehip syrup, but haliborange tablets, which fortunately I liked. Also, all the others, especially proper metal Meccano and steam trains.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: jeremyp on June 22, 2020, 09:05:11 AM
You know you are old when you start a sentence of one subject, but by the middle you have forgotten my bag, I left it on the train.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Steve H on June 22, 2020, 09:06:13 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Harrowby Hall on June 22, 2020, 09:39:22 AM
 … you remember the bonfire built in the street carrying an effigy of Adolf Hitler and the accompanying street party.
 … And the day that a big crane carrying a huge ball smashed up the air raid shelters in the street.

Some other things are relatively recent

Hearing of the death of George VI - I was in school and the head teacher came into the classroom and tried to turn on the radio.
Winston Churchill's funeral
The first episode of Doctor Who
The dying Malcolm Sargent's farewell speech to the promenaders.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Steve H on June 22, 2020, 09:47:00 AM
… you remember the bonfire built in the street carrying an effigy of Adolf Hitler and the accompanying street party.
 … And the day that a big crane carrying a huge ball smashed up the air raid shelters in the street.

Some other things are relatively recent

Hearing of the death of George VI - I was in school and the head teacher came into the classroom and tried to turn on the radio.
Winston Churchill's funeral
The first episode of Doctor Who
The dying Malcolm Sargent's farewell speech to the promenaders.
Remember the last three. I was too young to remember George VI snuffing it, though I was extant (69, and still only on my second monarch!).
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: ad_orientem on June 23, 2020, 02:38:33 PM
When you getvout of your seat and you walk with a bent back for the first five yards or so.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Nearly Sane on June 23, 2020, 03:00:23 PM
When you getvout of your seat and you walk with a bent back for the first five yards or so.
It's the wee odd involuntary noises that you make as well
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Roses on June 23, 2020, 04:49:40 PM
You are thinking about something, but then can't for the life of you remember what it was.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: ad_orientem on June 23, 2020, 04:56:31 PM
It's the wee odd involuntary noises that you make as well

Definitely!
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: ad_orientem on June 23, 2020, 04:57:57 PM
You are thinking about something, but then can't for the life of you remember what it was.

Yeah, but I'm not sure if it's middle-age or the mid-ninties that did it for me. LOL!
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: ekim on June 23, 2020, 05:01:11 PM
You know you are getting old when......... you can't open your medicine bottle which has a child proof cap.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Owlswing on June 23, 2020, 06:02:14 PM

You know you are getting old when......... you can't open your medicine bottle which has a childproof cap.


I know that feeling all too well!

Thanks to my kids for their assistance!
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Steve H on June 24, 2020, 11:57:25 AM
You're older than the Prime Minister (happened to me in May 1997, by 23 months, stopped again when GB took over - he's four months older than me - and since 2010 I've been much older than the PM).
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Steve H on June 24, 2020, 12:01:45 PM
You need the help of a 10-year-old grandchild to operate your computer or smartphone.
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Post by: jeremyp on June 24, 2020, 12:05:37 PM
You're older than the Prime Minister (happened to me in May 1997, by 23 months, stopped again when GB took over - he's four months older than me - and since 2010 I've been much older than the PM).
Theresa May was born in 56. If you were born in 51 or later, you aren't "much older" than her.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Nearly Sane on June 24, 2020, 12:08:39 PM
You're older than the Prime Minister (happened to me in May 1997, by 23 months, stopped again when GB took over - he's four months older than me - and since 2010 I've been much older than the PM).
I remember being slightly discombobulated when Boris Becker won Wimbledon - first male single's champion who was younger than me - I didn't realise at the time there would never be another male single's champion at Wimbledon older than me.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Steve H on June 24, 2020, 12:18:25 PM
I remember, in the late 60s, being shocked to discover that there were pop stars younger than me. I was only in my late teens!
JP - it depends what you mean by "much older" - it's not exactly a precise term.
My dad wasn't older than the pm until 1979, although it was a close thing with Wilson and Heath, both of whom were born, like him, in 1916, heath only a fortnight or so before him.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Roses on June 24, 2020, 12:20:25 PM
You know you are getting old when the PMs are younger than you.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Steve H on June 24, 2020, 12:23:37 PM
You know you are getting old when the PMs are younger than you.
Er… quite. Have you read the earlier posts? ::)
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Roses on June 24, 2020, 12:25:45 PM
You know you are getting old when you refuse to buy a smartphone and learn how to text. ;D
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Post by: jeremyp on June 24, 2020, 02:01:36 PM
You know you are getting old when you refuse to buy a smartphone and learn how to text. ;D
Both my parents (in their late 70's) have bought smartphones and can text. Although, to be fair, my mother knew how to text before that having owned a mobile phone of some sort for at least 20 years.

Both of them can use contactless from their phones and the Sainsbury's smart shop app.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Roses on June 24, 2020, 02:22:36 PM
Both my parents (in their late 70's) have bought smartphones and can text. Although, to be fair, my mother knew how to text before that having owned a mobile phone of some sort for at least 20 years.

Both of them can use contactless from their phones and the Sainsbury's smart shop app.

I have a no frills mobile phone, which I take with me only when I am driving, just in case there is a problem with the car, apart from that I never bother with it.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Robbie on June 24, 2020, 09:53:36 PM
You know you are getting old when you key the wrong pin number into the atm and tell it you're sorry.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Harrowby Hall on June 24, 2020, 10:21:29 PM
You know you are getting old when you key the wrong pin number into the atm and tell it you're sorry.

You'll be telling us next that you don't say "thank you" when gives out the money.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Nearly Sane on June 24, 2020, 10:25:31 PM
You'll be telling us next that you don't say "thank you" when gives out the money.
'Is the manager in?'
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: jeremyp on June 25, 2020, 12:03:20 PM
You'll be telling us next that you don't say "thank you" when gives out the money.

When Alexa has fulfilled your request, it's definitely not a good idea to say "thank you, Alexa".
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Steve H on June 25, 2020, 01:53:23 PM
Depends who Alexa is, and what the request was.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Owlswing on June 25, 2020, 04:50:45 PM

When Alexa has fulfilled your request, it's definitely not a good idea to say "thank you, Alexa".


Guilty as charged. your Honour!
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: ad_orientem on June 25, 2020, 07:18:22 PM
When Alexa has fulfilled your request, it's definitely not a good idea to say "thank you, Alexa".

Whi or what is Alexa?
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Harrowby Hall on June 25, 2020, 09:52:11 PM
Alexa is the busiest meteorologist in Britain.
She "minds" more children - simultaneously - than a thousand nurseries.
She has just about the whole genre of modern popular music at her disposition.

And, if you ask her nicely, she will turn the central heating on.

Alexa is my friend.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Roses on July 09, 2020, 03:26:17 PM
You know you are getting old when your grandchildren look down on you, patting your head and call you, 'Little Granny'.  ;D 
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: SusanDoris on July 09, 2020, 03:49:17 PM
I'm not getting old, I am old! :)
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: SusanDoris on July 09, 2020, 03:49:45 PM
You know you are getting old when your grandchildren look down on you, patting your head and call you, 'Little Granny'.  ;D
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: SusanDoris on July 09, 2020, 03:51:41 PM
I am not getting old, I am old! :)
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Post by: SusanDoris on July 09, 2020, 03:57:52 PM
Deleted - that annoying warning about new posts, would you like to review, kept coming up and I thought my post  had disappeared.

And I think this is a new post - not a deleted one. So I have put in three posts when I only meant one little one!

ETA Okay, only two posts, one with an error … … I should have just had a cup of tea instead!!
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Roses on July 09, 2020, 04:00:08 PM
I am not6 getting old, I am old! :)

No you aren't. 100 is the new 80, 80 the new 60, 60 the new 40, and so on.  ;D
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Owlswing on July 09, 2020, 05:23:24 PM

No you aren't. 100 is the new 80, 80 the new 60, 60 the new 40, and so on.  ;D


My kids have a sweep going on with all their friends and relatives on "By how much is Dad going to miss his 100th birthday!"

I've got a fiver on 24 hours or less! That's my kind of luck!


Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Steve H on July 12, 2020, 09:33:16 AM
Your GPS is set up not only to tell you where you're going, but why you want to go there.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Roses on July 13, 2020, 11:58:56 AM
You can remember with clarity what you did years ago, but forget what you did yesterday. :o
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Dicky Underpants on July 18, 2020, 03:47:52 PM
You kneel down to tie your shoelaces, and look around to see if there's something else you could do whilst you're still down there.
Title: Re: You know you are getting old when.........
Post by: Steve H on July 21, 2020, 12:04:47 PM
Your memory gets poorer.
You need reading glasses.
You're entitled to a bus pass.
Your memory gets poorer.