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General Category => Politics & Current Affairs => Topic started by: SqueakyVoice on September 19, 2023, 06:16:34 PM

Title: Which is worse?
Post by: SqueakyVoice on September 19, 2023, 06:16:34 PM

Russell Brand? Or a dolphin? https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2023/sep/19/dolphin-sex-scandal-hooked-on-freddie

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: “Freddie <the dolphin> was his usual self, sometimes hooking me with his penis to the leg or arm – ...

Title: Re: Which is worse?
Post by: Aruntraveller on September 19, 2023, 06:19:18 PM

Don't know. But the dolphin is definitely better looking.

Title: Re: Which is worse?
Post by: SqueakyVoice on September 19, 2023, 07:34:24 PM

Quote from: Aruntraveller on September 19, 2023, 06:19:18 PM

Don't know. But the dolphin is definitely better looking.

So.

If you had to, you'd wank off a dolphin?
 ?
If you had to?

Title: Re: Which is worse?
Post by: Aruntraveller on September 20, 2023, 07:50:22 AM

Oh too complicated a question.

There is the problem of consent what with me not speaking Dolphinese? Dolphinish? Dolphinan?

But if I had to - then given a choice between Brand and Flipper it's not a difficult decision.

Of course, I would have to be assured that the Dolphin didn't vote Conservative.