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Hans Niemann denies using vibrating anal beads to cheat against Magnus Carlsen
« on: September 28, 2023, 01:00:20 PM »
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Re: Hans Niemann denies using vibrating anal beads to cheat against Magnus Carlsen
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2023, 01:46:50 PM »
How would anal beads help, and even if they did, how can shoving things up your arse be construed as cheating?
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Re: Hans Niemann denies using vibrating anal beads to cheat against Magnus Carlsen
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2023, 01:51:18 PM »
The beads (as I understand it, not speaking from personal experience here!) can be controlled by an app on a phone, and so could be used as a means of communication.

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Re: Hans Niemann denies using vibrating anal beads to cheat against Magnus Carlsen
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2023, 01:52:59 PM »
Quote from: SteveH on September 28, 2023, 01:46:50 PM
How would anal beads help, and even if they did, how can shoving things up your arse be construed as cheating?
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kelseyweekman/chess-cheating-anal-beads-conspiracy-hans-niemann
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Re: Hans Niemann denies using vibrating anal beads to cheat against Magnus Carlsen
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2023, 03:12:19 PM »
Quote from: SteveH on September 28, 2023, 01:46:50 PM
How would anal beads help, and even if they did, how can shoving things up your arse be construed as cheating?

They can be made to vibrate remotely using a phone app.

Edit: ninja'd by Outrider.
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Re: Hans Niemann denies using vibrating anal beads to cheat against Magnus Carlsen
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2023, 03:13:32 PM »
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Re: Hans Niemann denies using vibrating anal beads to cheat against Magnus Carlsen
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2023, 03:51:45 PM »
Quote from: jeremyp on September 28, 2023, 03:13:32 PM
Buzzfeed eh?
Seemed the appropriate source for the story
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Re: Hans Niemann denies using vibrating anal beads to cheat against Magnus Carlsen
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2023, 06:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Nearly Sane on September 28, 2023, 03:51:45 PM
Seemed the appropriate source for the story

Precisely.
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