Jose M sacked as Chelski manager

[Hope]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34670192

Any suggestions as to who might succeed him?  Gary Monk?   

[wigginhall]

I realized that I feel sorry for him, which seems perverse.  I don't know if we will ever know what has been going on, but to me, it looks like suicide by owner.   Mourinho has been becoming more and more daft since the doctor business.   But he's a guy who keeps his engine running, while he's in bed with you. 

[Gordon]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34670192

Any suggestions as to who might succeed him?  Gary Monk?   

Well, I suppose I could give it a go - can't be difficult since I reckon it just needs 3 instructions.

1. The round thing is a ball.

2. Try and stop those in differently coloured shirts getting hold of it: and if they do take off them a.s.a.p.

3. Kick it between the white sticks at their end of the ground as often as you can.

Beats me why people make such a fuss about football.   

[Hope]

3. Kick it between the white sticks at their end of the ground as often as you can.

Which two white sticks, Gordon?  The ones with flags on them at each corner?

[jeremyp]

Which two white sticks, Gordon?  The ones with flags on them at each corner?

Or the ones being held by the linesmen and referee?