Dear Wigs,
I hope you are taking notes of all the developments, this is a page turner, you could make your mark in history over all of this, I can see the headlines now, new book by unknown author, BREXIT, the book the they tried to stop.
Nicola Sturgeon could be the love child of Churchill and, well! any socialite, Boris could be a Nazi conspiracy, Farage, well he could be one of those agent provocateurs, just add a bit of sex, ( the number between 5 and 7 ) and you have a winner

Gonnagle.