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SqueakyVoice

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Which is worse?
« on: September 19, 2023, 06:16:34 PM »
Russell Brand? Or a dolphin? https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2023/sep/19/dolphin-sex-scandal-hooked-on-freddie
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Re: Which is worse?
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2023, 06:19:18 PM »
Don't know. But the dolphin is definitely better looking.
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Re: Which is worse?
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2023, 07:34:24 PM »
Quote from: Aruntraveller on September 19, 2023, 06:19:18 PM
Don't know. But the dolphin is definitely better looking.
So.

If you had to, you'd wank off a dolphin?
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If you had to?
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Re: Which is worse?
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2023, 07:50:22 AM »
Oh too complicated a question.

There is the problem of consent what with me not speaking Dolphinese? Dolphinish? Dolphinan?

But if I had to - then given a choice between Brand and Flipper it's not a difficult decision.

Of course, I would have to be assured that the Dolphin didn't vote Conservative.
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