'ere, there's these to two Scots trying to work out how they can sail from Scotland to Sweden.
The first one, he says, I can't do the accent right, he says, "Wheel we ken seal acrus tha North Sea, bu eets after tha..."
and McGonnagle, he replies and says, "Eye, thay'res Norway."
And McDougal's says back. quick as a flash it was, "Eee, Dunt be such a diffetast, that's loods o weighs!"
(Oneday I might stop nicking jokes off the Fast show...)
