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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1875 on: April 10, 2024, 04:02:55 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1876 on: April 10, 2024, 09:44:28 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1877 on: April 11, 2024, 01:17:02 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1878 on: April 11, 2024, 01:53:10 PM »
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I came to realise that every time we recognise something human in creatures, we are also recognising something creaturely in ourselves. That is central to the rejection of human supremacism as the pernicious doctrine it is.
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« Reply #1879 on: April 11, 2024, 02:17:19 PM »
Quote from: SteveH on April 11, 2024, 01:53:10 PM
I think you forgot the attachment.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1880 on: April 12, 2024, 05:55:01 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1881 on: April 13, 2024, 08:34:10 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1882 on: April 14, 2024, 11:46:07 AM »
Q: How many trans activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, since they all rely on gaslighting!
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1883 on: April 14, 2024, 12:02:13 PM »
Quote from: Aruntraveller on April 14, 2024, 11:46:07 AM
Q: How many trans activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, since they all rely on gaslighting!
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A fish.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1884 on: April 14, 2024, 12:10:35 PM »
Quote from: SteveH on April 14, 2024, 12:02:13 PM
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A fish.
Real Madrid 1 - Surreal Madrid Fish

The surreal/fish thing in jokes has always intrigued me.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1885 on: April 17, 2024, 09:30:38 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1886 on: April 17, 2024, 01:43:06 PM »
Did you here about the female Starfleet captain who encountered the Klingons?
She Shatner pants.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1887 on: April 17, 2024, 02:41:36 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1888 on: April 17, 2024, 04:07:59 PM »
Quote from: Walt Zingmatilder on April 17, 2024, 01:43:06 PM
Did you here about the female Starfleet captain who encountered the Klingons?
She Shatner pants.
Why is the USS Enterprise like a bog roll?
Because it circles Uranus and wipes out Klingons.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1889 on: April 20, 2024, 05:31:18 PM »
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« Reply #1890 on: April 21, 2024, 08:28:31 AM »
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« Reply #1891 on: April 21, 2024, 09:13:43 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1892 on: April 21, 2024, 05:00:34 PM »
From the Uxbridge English Dictionary:

Halifax - Ms Berry's biography.
Tupperware - what a Yorkshireman wears on his top half.
Mendicant - treat Piers Morgan's injury
Flapdoodle - tattoo on a lady's intimate parts
Dictaphone - unsolicited gay porn
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1893 on: April 21, 2024, 05:17:08 PM »
Quote from: SteveH on April 21, 2024, 05:00:34 PM
From the Uxbridge English Dictionary:

Halifax - Ms Berry's biography.
Tupperware - what a Yorkshireman wears on his top half.
Mendicant - treat Piers Morgan's injury
Flapdoodle - tattoo on a lady's intimate parts
Dictaphone - unsolicited gay porn
I was struggling with the first because Mary Berry got stuck in my head.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1894 on: April 21, 2024, 05:19:43 PM »
Quote from: Nearly Sane on April 21, 2024, 05:17:08 PM
I was struggling with the first because Mary Berry got stuck in my head.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1895 on: April 22, 2024, 08:10:30 PM »
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« Reply #1896 on: April 26, 2024, 04:37:17 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1897 on: May 02, 2024, 11:03:35 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1898 on: May 02, 2024, 12:45:15 PM »
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
InterrupMOOO!

Princess Charlotte's favourite joke at the moment, according to William.
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« Reply #1899 on: May 02, 2024, 10:39:15 PM »
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