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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1900 on: May 04, 2024, 08:16:20 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1901 on: May 05, 2024, 08:04:48 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1902 on: May 06, 2024, 03:21:27 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1903 on: May 07, 2024, 09:08:48 AM »
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« Reply #1904 on: May 09, 2024, 01:17:29 PM »
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« Reply #1905 on: May 09, 2024, 04:53:15 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1906 on: May 10, 2024, 08:49:54 AM »
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
InterrupMOOO!

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1907 on: May 11, 2024, 03:50:07 PM »
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« Reply #1908 on: May 12, 2024, 10:32:06 AM »
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« Reply #1909 on: May 13, 2024, 03:09:09 PM »
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« Reply #1910 on: May 14, 2024, 11:14:57 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1911 on: May 14, 2024, 04:57:54 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1912 on: May 15, 2024, 04:58:46 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1913 on: May 16, 2024, 06:38:27 PM »
What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus depot?

One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1914 on: May 17, 2024, 09:34:55 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1915 on: May 18, 2024, 02:37:16 PM »
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« Reply #1916 on: May 19, 2024, 10:50:29 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1917 on: May 19, 2024, 03:18:31 PM »
"Pototo"?
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« Reply #1918 on: May 19, 2024, 05:41:33 PM »
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I came to realise that every time we recognise something human in creatures, we are also recognising something creaturely in ourselves. That is central to the rejection of human supremacism as the pernicious doctrine it is.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1919 on: May 20, 2024, 11:13:16 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1920 on: May 20, 2024, 11:59:25 AM »
When thought experiments collide

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1921 on: May 20, 2024, 05:01:14 PM »
Typo of the year.
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« Reply #1922 on: May 21, 2024, 10:18:49 AM »
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« Reply #1923 on: May 21, 2024, 02:24:19 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1924 on: May 22, 2024, 09:14:47 AM »
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