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Steve H

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2025 on: July 29, 2024, 01:25:14 PM »
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« Reply #2026 on: July 30, 2024, 04:41:39 PM »
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« Reply #2027 on: July 31, 2024, 09:43:34 PM »
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« Reply #2028 on: July 31, 2024, 09:56:41 PM »
So much this
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« Reply #2029 on: July 31, 2024, 10:51:02 PM »
Oh yes.
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« Reply #2030 on: August 01, 2024, 11:45:29 AM »
Hitchcock in Scotland
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« Reply #2031 on: August 03, 2024, 09:41:40 AM »
Five rounds or a knockout?
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« Reply #2032 on: August 04, 2024, 11:38:16 AM »
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« Reply #2033 on: August 05, 2024, 08:16:12 AM »
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« Reply #2034 on: August 05, 2024, 04:11:50 PM »
Some familiarity with the Outer Hebrides, and Trump's ancestry needed for those one
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« Reply #2035 on: August 05, 2024, 04:50:27 PM »
Saw that on FB, posted by a Scottish FB friend of mine. Had to goggle Leodhasach, after which I got it. However, at the same time I discovered that the plural is "Leodhasaich".
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« Reply #2036 on: August 08, 2024, 03:30:04 PM »
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« Reply #2037 on: August 08, 2024, 04:11:24 PM »
Wouldn't this just be chess?
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« Reply #2038 on: August 08, 2024, 04:40:34 PM »
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« Reply #2039 on: August 08, 2024, 05:38:24 PM »
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« Reply #2040 on: August 08, 2024, 06:41:05 PM »
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« Reply #2041 on: August 11, 2024, 04:12:03 PM »
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« Reply #2042 on: August 12, 2024, 06:13:34 PM »
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« Reply #2043 on: August 15, 2024, 03:06:53 PM »
An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. The barman says "What is this - some kind of joke?"
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2044 on: August 15, 2024, 04:35:10 PM »
I applied for a job as Morpheus' PA. I thought it was a dream job, but it turned into a nightmare.
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« Reply #2045 on: August 15, 2024, 05:11:01 PM »
Quote from: SqueakyVoice on August 15, 2024, 04:35:10 PM
I applied for a job as Morpheus' PA. I thought it was a dream job, but it turned into a nightmare.
I once got a job as a doctor with. the World Health Organisation I thought I was auditioning for Doctor Who.
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« Reply #2046 on: August 15, 2024, 06:43:27 PM »
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« Reply #2047 on: August 19, 2024, 05:06:40 PM »
I keep hoping of putting some filling in a container of short crust pastry then watching it levitate and cook.

But it's only ever a pie in the sky.
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« Reply #2048 on: August 20, 2024, 10:10:05 PM »
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« Reply #2049 on: August 21, 2024, 04:39:23 PM »
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