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Aruntraveller

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2050 on: August 22, 2024, 11:24:50 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2051 on: August 22, 2024, 11:28:14 AM »
The best murder weapon would be a Tupperware lid.........no-one would ever find it.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2052 on: August 22, 2024, 07:00:28 PM »
Why the name Clint is rarely used in comics:

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2053 on: August 23, 2024, 06:59:21 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2054 on: August 25, 2024, 11:25:48 AM »
There are two kinds of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
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« Reply #2055 on: August 25, 2024, 09:40:59 PM »
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« Reply #2056 on: August 25, 2024, 11:31:13 PM »
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« Reply #2057 on: August 26, 2024, 02:31:14 AM »
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« Reply #2058 on: August 26, 2024, 10:17:42 AM »
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« Reply #2059 on: August 26, 2024, 10:50:00 AM »
OIC.

Yum yum!
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I came to realise that every time we recognise something human in creatures, we are also recognising something creaturely in ourselves. That is central to the rejection of human supremacism as the pernicious doctrine it is.
Robert Macfarlane

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2060 on: August 26, 2024, 11:07:41 AM »
One for Aruntraveller.
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« Reply #2061 on: August 27, 2024, 12:38:38 PM »
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« Reply #2062 on: August 27, 2024, 09:17:16 PM »
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« Reply #2063 on: August 27, 2024, 09:40:06 PM »
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« Reply #2064 on: August 30, 2024, 05:00:35 PM »
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« Reply #2065 on: September 01, 2024, 05:52:26 PM »
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« Reply #2066 on: September 02, 2024, 05:53:39 PM »
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« Reply #2067 on: September 04, 2024, 06:44:18 PM »
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« Reply #2068 on: September 06, 2024, 05:31:31 PM »
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« Reply #2069 on: September 10, 2024, 04:06:35 PM »
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« Reply #2070 on: September 11, 2024, 10:37:36 AM »
Always read the small print.
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I came to realise that every time we recognise something human in creatures, we are also recognising something creaturely in ourselves. That is central to the rejection of human supremacism as the pernicious doctrine it is.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2071 on: September 11, 2024, 05:14:03 PM »
Gregg's assistant - "Do you want coffee with that?
Karenesque customer - "What are my options?"
Gregg's Assistant - "Yes or no."
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I came to realise that every time we recognise something human in creatures, we are also recognising something creaturely in ourselves. That is central to the rejection of human supremacism as the pernicious doctrine it is.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2072 on: September 11, 2024, 07:02:10 PM »
There's  a song I've heard a few times on various public radios and it made me realise exactly how poor society  is becoming now. Fundamentally society now is worse, There's no thought. No compassion.  Barely a flicker of even being polite.
So I've copied those lyrics here, so we'll  all have a bit of insight into what is happening  now. Its a TLC song and I've moved the lyrics to make the situation a bit clearer. Just remember  these words and keep thinking, please.
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A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me

So no, I don't want your number
No, I don't want to give you mine and
No, I don't want to meet you nowhere
No, I don't want none of your time
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It's  No thank you.
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« Reply #2073 on: September 12, 2024, 09:26:22 PM »
A Bird's-eye view of the UK
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« Reply #2074 on: September 13, 2024, 09:38:28 AM »
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