On the occasion of his 80th birthday, the Beeb sent sent a very young woman to interview Sir Georg Solti.
"Tell me, Sir Geog" she simpered, "what does it feel like to be eighty?"
"I'll tell you what it's like to be eighty," came the reply. "Look at my face. You see the face of an eighty year old man ... inside I am twenty."
I know just how he felt. Earlier this year I took a ferry trip to France. DFDS offer a 20% discount to passengers aged 60 and over, and I told my friends that I had received it but only after I had lied about my age.