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24-hour sausage rolls would cause wave of ‘crime’, police say
« on: April 20, 2023, 08:58:30 AM »
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Re: 24-hour sausage rolls would cause wave of ‘crime’, police say
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2023, 09:42:49 AM »
Quote from: Nearly Sane on April 20, 2023, 08:58:30 AM
Superb headline


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/greggs-opening-times-leicester-square-b2322375.html
There must have been great internal conflict at the police having the choice of greater crime and disorder and 24 hour a day pies.
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Re: 24-hour sausage rolls would cause wave of ‘crime’, police say
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2023, 02:14:13 PM »
Quote from: Walt Zingmatilder on April 20, 2023, 09:42:49 AM
There must have been great internal conflict at the police having the choice of greater crime and disorder and 24 hour a day pies.

Does Greggs sell donuts?
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Re: 24-hour sausage rolls would cause wave of ‘crime’, police say
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2023, 02:16:29 PM »
Quote from: Nearly Sane on April 20, 2023, 08:58:30 AM
Superb headline


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/greggs-opening-times-leicester-square-b2322375.html

Why is Greggs so desperate to sell baked goods 24/7? Is there a huge untapped market between 11pm and 5am that is critical to their business success?
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Re: 24-hour sausage rolls would cause wave of ‘crime’, police say
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2023, 10:57:33 PM »
The odd thing about sausage rolls is that they don't contain sausages.
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Re: 24-hour sausage rolls would cause wave of ‘crime’, police say
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2023, 10:17:21 AM »
Maybe they should be playing some Grieg's music instead?
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Re: 24-hour sausage rolls would cause wave of ‘crime’, police say
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2023, 11:43:41 AM »
It is in Leicester Sq. so an area already busy through the night. It seems unlikely that there is any evidence that it would really significantly increase anti-social behaviour or crime.

Would be good if they offered seating though: It is their "flagship store" and might help their appeal even if meant more cost for them? 

Grieg would be good too :)


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