How do you like your eggs?

[SqueakyVoice]

Cooked in a cylindrical cooker then blasted out like a congealed egg tube?

As instructed, I crack two whole eggs into the hot tunnel, trying to ignore the gurgling sound from within. It’s impossible to see what’s going on – but it smells bad. I squint into the dark opening. A bulging yellow sac peers back at me. Minutes pass; the smell does not. Then, without warning, a flaccid, spongy log half jumps from the machine, writhing like an alien parasite in search of a host body. It’s horrifying, like a scene from The Lair of the White Worm.

http://gu.com/p/4ajpe?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Messaging

(If the link doesn't work search The Guardian for The Egg Master.)

[Hope]

Occasionally.

[Sebastian Toe]

I want one.......

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jun/24/kitchen-gadgets-review-mr-tea-fred

[BashfulAnthony]

"Eggs are okay," as the great Einstein said.  Or was it someone else?

[Sebastian Toe]

"Eggs are okay," as the great Einstein said.  Or was it someone else?

Edwina Currie?
No!

[Rhiannon]

Some exceptionally good gadgets here. I particularly like the veg chopper that requires you to chop your veg by hand before putting it in the machine.

https://home.bt.com/news/features/6-kitchen-gadgets-even-more-pointless-than-the-egg-master-11363992888776

The salad spinner doesn't count though. They are very useful on a rainy afternoon - just line with paper plates and fill with liquid poster paint for endless toddler entertainment. Bonus: cut resulting pictures into Xmas tree shapes for cards for relatives and neighbours.