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The Ashes 2019
« on: July 27, 2019, 07:19:34 PM »
The Ashes test series is due to start on Thursday.

Given the batting frailties of both sides I predict no match will last more than four days and Australia will edge the series because their batting problems are not as bad as ours.

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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2019, 08:11:07 PM »
The Ashes test series is due to start on Thursday.

Given the batting frailties of both sides I predict no match will last more than four days and Australia will edge the series because their batting problems are not as bad as ours.
Good job the tickets I've got are for the 2nd day of the Oval test ;)

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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2019, 01:45:52 PM »
Looks like England will avoid following on.
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2019, 12:12:05 PM »
Looks like there's nothing left for England but bat the day out and go for thw draw.
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2019, 02:30:20 PM »
So there was the inevitable England collapse. Not looking good at all.
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2019, 10:11:49 AM »
This was also the first test in the Test World Championship


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019%E2%80%9321_ICC_World_Test_Championship

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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2019, 01:12:08 PM »
Steve Smith is out of the third test

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/49408323

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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2019, 12:01:38 PM »
I completely missed most of what went on in the second test seeing as I was at a festival with very bad 4G coverage. I gather Joffra Archer caused a few problems (including Steve Smith's head injury).
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2019, 08:29:51 PM »
I completely missed most of what went on in the second test seeing as I was at a festival with very bad 4G coverage. I gather Joffra Archer caused a few problems (including Steve Smith's head injury).
I didn't watch any (no Sky) but listened to loads on the radio. The feeling was that Jofra Archer is a genuine star - a debut like nothing the commentators had seen in a long time. He had one spell (that included the Smith injuries - there were two) which appeared to be about as hostile as anything seen for a very long time.
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2019, 09:14:28 PM »
I didn't watch any (no Sky) but listened to loads on the radio. The feeling was that Jofra Archer is a genuine star - a debut like nothing the commentators had seen in a long time. He had one spell (that included the Smith injuries - there were two) which appeared to be about as hostile as anything seen for a very long time.
6-45 - it gets better.

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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2019, 01:05:40 PM »
Can England get to 100?

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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2019, 01:54:45 PM »
Can they get to 70?

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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2019, 02:08:53 PM »

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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2019, 08:59:33 PM »
That's just embarrassing.
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2019, 04:19:43 PM »
Wow!
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2019, 04:27:02 PM »
I just turned on Five Live Sports Extra - that was very exciting, wasn't it?
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2019, 04:43:39 PM »
i Thought i’d Never witness another match like Headingly 81. Unbelievable.
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2019, 01:34:20 PM »
If that had been scripted, no one have believed it. Specsavers are giving Jack Leach free glasses for life at Stokes's suggestion.

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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2019, 02:11:22 PM »
A New Zealander (on IS) was saying that the Ashes should be kept in NZ since Stokes was from that country! I've no idea if there is any  basis for that!
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2019, 08:00:43 PM »
A New Zealander (on IS) was saying that the Ashes should be kept in NZ since Stokes was from that country! I've no idea if there is any  basis for that!
Sure he was born in NZ, but came to England when he was 12, so pretty legitimately English as he's played all his career here. He isn't one of these players who qualified by residency as a professional.

And no they can't have the ashes - only England or Australia can.

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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2019, 07:09:51 PM »
England batsmen are shit.
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2019, 02:44:54 PM »
England batsmen are shit.
Actually so are the Australian batsmen, with one rather obvious exception.

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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2019, 09:03:22 PM »
Well that wraps it up for another two years.

Steve Smith versus England has been a bit of a let down.
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2019, 06:29:16 PM »
Well that wraps it up for another two years.

Steve Smith versus England has been a bit of a let down.

That's about it really. Restored a bit of pride today but Smith made the difference for the Aussies. Shame really because those Aussies are a bunch of mouthy shites.
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Re: The Ashes 2019
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2019, 07:52:11 PM »
That's about it really. Restored a bit of pride today but Smith made the difference for the Aussies. Shame really because those Aussies are a bunch of mouthy shites.
So would I be if we won the Ashes in Australia.
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