Films you don't like

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You see now you've mentioned him - Tom Hanks. It's not films I don't like. It's films with Tom Hanks in that I don't like.

Ruins every one. Doesn't ever convince me or get me to suspend disbelief.

Life is like a box of chocolates - unless its a Tom Hanks film and then you know exactly what you are going to get.

I disagree. Many of his films have been great.

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Snakes on a plane. Really! What were they thinking?

[Humph Warden Bennett]

Eyes Wide Shut

Titanic. That was a load of old pony.

It sinks at the end, you know.

Apologies to anyone who hasn't seen it.

Rotter!  I was looking forward to seeing that.

Don't worry Bashers: apparently they're doing a sequel.

it's already been released it's called  Raise the Titanic

[Humph Warden Bennett]

Artemis 81.

I wasted three hours of my youth on this pretentious turgid bollox.

I've even read the Wiki article on it, and I still don't understand the wretched thing.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Titanic. That was a load of old pony.

Titanic films never succeed. Goebbels hushed up a multi billion mark attempt when he realised it was an allegory about how bad totalitarianism is.
The there was Lew Grade's Raise The Titanic.....Grade said afterwards ''Raise The Titanic? I'd have been better off Lowering The Atlantic.''

[Sebastian Toe]

Titanic. That was a load of old pony.

Titanic films never succeed. Goebbels hushed up a multi billion mark attempt when he realised it was an allegory about how bad totalitarianism is.
The there was Lew Grade's Raise The Titanic.....Grade said afterwards ''Raise The Titanic? I'd have been better off Lowering The Atlantic.''

..then there was James Cameron's one, it failed hopelessly , only grossing over a miserable 2 billion dollars. 

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Titanic. That was a load of old pony.

Titanic films never succeed. Goebbels hushed up a multi billion mark attempt when he realised it was an allegory about how bad totalitarianism is.
The there was Lew Grade's Raise The Titanic.....Grade said afterwards ''Raise The Titanic? I'd have been better off Lowering The Atlantic.''

..then there was James Cameron's one, it failed hopelessly , only grossing over a miserable 2 billion dollars. 

Of which the iceberg earned 89%

[Shaker]

Titanic. That was a load of old pony.

Titanic films never succeed. Goebbels hushed up a multi billion mark attempt when he realised it was an allegory about how bad totalitarianism is.
The there was Lew Grade's Raise The Titanic.....Grade said afterwards ''Raise The Titanic? I'd have been better off Lowering The Atlantic.''

..then there was James Cameron's one, it failed hopelessly , only grossing over a miserable 2 billion dollars. 

Of which the iceberg earned 89%

Considering that the film had Leonardo Di Caprio in it, the iceberg gave by far the better performance.

[Sebastian Toe]

Titanic. That was a load of old pony.

Titanic films never succeed. Goebbels hushed up a multi billion mark attempt when he realised it was an allegory about how bad totalitarianism is.
The there was Lew Grade's Raise The Titanic.....Grade said afterwards ''Raise The Titanic? I'd have been better off Lowering The Atlantic.''

..then there was James Cameron's one, it failed hopelessly , only grossing over a miserable 2 billion dollars. 

Of which the iceberg earned 89%

....and?

[jeremyp]

Eyes Wide Shut

Titanic. That was a load of old pony.

It sinks at the end, you know.

Apologies to anyone who hasn't seen it.

Rotter!  I was looking forward to seeing that.

Don't worry Bashers: apparently they're doing a sequel.

it's already been released it's called  Raise the Titanic

No.  The sequel to Titanic is Titanic II

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/

[Harrowby Hall]

I agree with everything ... er .... critical that has been said about Titanic. If Kate Winslett's ... er ... gash is what I think it is, it was one of the redeeming elements of the film.

One film I could never watch again is The Deer Hunter.

[Rhiannon]

A friend of mine knew Kate Winslet before she was famous and he says she's one of the most beautiful women he's ever seen.

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A friend of mine knew Kate Winslet before she was famous and he says she's one of the most beautiful women he's ever seen.

I've always liked her. She's nice.

[Humph Warden Bennett]

Eyes Wide Shut

Titanic. That was a load of old pony.

It sinks at the end, you know.

Apologies to anyone who hasn't seen it.

Rotter!  I was looking forward to seeing that.

Don't worry Bashers: apparently they're doing a sequel.

it's already been released it's called  Raise the Titanic

No.  The sequel to Titanic is Titanic II

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/

  I thought you were joking

[jeremyp]

No.  The sequel to Titanic is Titanic II

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/

  I thought you were joking

I was:  Titanic II is a film about a ship called Titanic II.  It's not a sequel to Titanic.

[Rhiannon]

Someone called a ship Titanic II ?

[jeremyp]

Someone called a ship Titanic II ?

Only in the film "Titanic II".  If you don't wan tot check out the IMDB link, I can tell you the film has a rating of 1.6/10.  That should give you an idea of what it is like.

[Rhiannon]

Ah. It belongs in the Life's Too Short section then.

[Samuel]

I dispute the comments on Star Wars episodes 1-3

Yes, Jar Jar Binks is unforgiveable, almost as bad as the scripts. But... and I am deadly serious now... episode 3 is the 2nd best of all six made so far.

Oh yes... I said it.

I was like you once, but then I watched all 6 films back to back and the definite conclusion was that Empire Strikes Back is by far the best but Revenge of the Sith was better than the others, based on dramatic content, action and pacing.

What was also made abundantly clear is how bad a driector and scriptwriter George Lucas is.


As for my film I don't like - Annie

[Samuel]

One woman has a wooden leg with she attaches a machine gun too.

no... I think this makes it completely awesome!

[Nearly Sane]

Pretty Woman - evil disgusting meretricious bag of mostly shite

[BashfulAnthony]

I can't see the attraction in horror films at all.  Just what is it?

[BeRational]

I love horror films and rollercoasters.

Sometimes it good to feel a little uncomfortable

[Sebastian Toe]

I love horror films and rollercoasters.

Sometimes it good to feel a little uncomfortable

..now, if you could only watch a horror film whilst on a roller-coaster.....you would pay good money for that!

...don't bother buying popcorn though! 

[Nearly Sane]

Mark Kermode on Entourage

http:/www.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=mfgCZ9lgQ3I