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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #500 on: February 10, 2020, 03:19:12 PM »
I have a fear of slang affirmations...

... deffophobia.
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« Reply #501 on: February 10, 2020, 03:21:32 PM »
...and don't even get me started on my terror of being the first to arrive and the first to leave...


FIFObia
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #502 on: February 10, 2020, 03:23:19 PM »
The fear of Vietnamese soup


Phophobia

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« Reply #503 on: February 10, 2020, 03:46:27 PM »
The fear of pictures of Vietnamese soup


Photophophobia

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« Reply #504 on: February 10, 2020, 03:53:57 PM »


In the time honoured words of ' Our Most Gracious Lord Graham Chapman', this thread is getting too silly!!

ippy.

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« Reply #505 on: February 10, 2020, 03:54:32 PM »
I can't make my mind up yet as to whether I am suffering from procrastiphobia or not!  Maybe tomorrow!
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« Reply #506 on: February 10, 2020, 04:40:40 PM »
Come to think of it I get quite anxious too when people use the Latin term for the common toad.

Still, that’s Bufo bufophobia for you I guess…
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #507 on: February 10, 2020, 07:52:22 PM »
I get upset the thought of The Accidental Death of An Anarchist


It's Dariophobia.

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« Reply #508 on: February 10, 2020, 09:54:48 PM »
Me, I’m terrified of that actor who played the Green Goblin in the Spiderman films.

Still, that’s Willem Dafobia for you….
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« Reply #509 on: February 10, 2020, 10:23:15 PM »
…and don’t even get me started on my terror of the director of the classic film Jules et Jim.

I tell you, its burden to carry this Francois Truffeautbia…
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #510 on: February 10, 2020, 10:57:20 PM »
James Bond's doorbell:

Dong. Ding dong.
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« Reply #511 on: February 11, 2020, 11:19:21 PM »
Apparently, coronavirus has been named Covid-19 by the WHO.
I don't know what the Rolling Stones call it.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #512 on: February 12, 2020, 02:06:19 AM »
This could be the last time?
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #513 on: February 12, 2020, 11:46:37 AM »
Come to think of it I get quite anxious too when people use the Latin term for the common toad.

Still, that’s Bufo bufophobia for you I guess…

Interesting, well interesting to me, just a few weeks back I heard an olden day term for a Toad was a Pudock, obviously it would need you to have a train spotters tone of voice in mind while you file this under 'Did You Know', (Sort of ex Pete and Dud).

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #514 on: February 12, 2020, 01:08:12 PM »
 I am constantly in fear of my friends pretending to be my enemies.

Fauxfoephobia.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #515 on: February 13, 2020, 09:46:05 AM »
To the person who stole my spectacles.

I will hunt you down and find you.

I have contacts.
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« Reply #516 on: February 13, 2020, 11:46:37 AM »
To the person who stole my antidepressant tablets...

... I hope you're happy now.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #517 on: February 13, 2020, 12:07:23 PM »
I note there's a lot of us that don't throw those little slips of paper you find inside christmas crackers away.

ippy.
 

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #518 on: February 13, 2020, 01:54:05 PM »
I note there's a lot of us that don't throw those little slips of paper you find inside christmas crackers away.

ippy.

Hmm, no, that one needs work. There's no proper punchline for a start.
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« Reply #519 on: February 14, 2020, 08:42:33 PM »
Hmm, no, that one needs work. There's no proper punchline for a start.

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #520 on: February 15, 2020, 10:06:45 AM »
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my word!
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #521 on: February 15, 2020, 07:29:02 PM »
This could be the last time?
It's all over now?
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #522 on: February 15, 2020, 07:47:57 PM »
It's all over now?

Well - you can't always get what you want.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #523 on: February 17, 2020, 07:43:56 AM »
Paint it black.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #524 on: February 17, 2020, 01:50:27 PM »
Isn't there a separate thread for song lyrics. This is about jokes.
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