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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2225 on: March 10, 2025, 04:43:38 PM »
.. What a dilemna
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2226 on: March 11, 2025, 11:26:48 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2227 on: March 13, 2025, 11:18:43 AM »
American beer is a lot like fucking in a canoe.

It's  very close to water.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2228 on: March 14, 2025, 10:37:26 AM »
American beer is a lot like fucking in a canoe.

It's  very close to water.

Made a bit of a mess of that Monty Python joke...
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2229 on: March 14, 2025, 10:57:06 PM »
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« Reply #2230 on: March 16, 2025, 01:13:02 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2231 on: March 18, 2025, 01:13:39 PM »
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the
Wurst Käse scenario.
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« Reply #2232 on: March 19, 2025, 02:25:26 PM »
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« Reply #2233 on: March 19, 2025, 09:12:58 PM »
Film laws
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« Reply #2234 on: March 20, 2025, 09:45:30 AM »
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« Reply #2235 on: March 20, 2025, 09:48:08 AM »
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« Reply #2236 on: March 20, 2025, 06:34:40 PM »
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« Reply #2237 on: March 21, 2025, 10:57:09 AM »
Life Lessons learned from watching films:
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« Reply #2238 on: March 21, 2025, 01:38:10 PM »
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« Reply #2239 on: March 21, 2025, 01:39:26 PM »
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« Reply #2240 on: March 23, 2025, 06:15:25 PM »
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« Reply #2241 on: March 26, 2025, 03:21:37 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2243 on: March 27, 2025, 10:12:00 PM »
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« Reply #2244 on: April 02, 2025, 06:31:39 PM »
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« Reply #2245 on: April 03, 2025, 08:19:59 PM »
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« Reply #2246 on: April 28, 2025, 02:50:33 PM »
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"That bloke over there, out of Ultravox, is really childish."
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« Reply #2247 on: April 28, 2025, 09:27:42 PM »
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"That bloke over there, out of Ultravox, is really childish."
"Him? Midge Ure?"
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2248 on: April 29, 2025, 07:48:40 PM »
Marks and Spencer have caused chaos in Heaven.

They forced St Michael to have a sex change operation. Her name now is Emma Ness.
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