Dear Sane,
I trust that when you were considering your OP, thoughts of how serious this whole matter is to some posters on this forum ( me

) was uppermost in your mind.
Although I have to say the signs of the GBBO's soggy bottom were showing, when Merry Berry asked contestants to bake the perfect Jaffa cake ( how can anyone improve on perfection ) the question of is it a biscuit or a cake never even arose

And to add further insult to injury, some of the contestants woeful attempts at baking a Jaffa cake ( God bless the humble Jaffa, you can never just eat one

) were a sin against God.
Yes there are some things which even the Great BBC should leave well alone and one of those is "that humble
biscuit cake the Jaffa cake".
Gonnagle.