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What should the new royal baby be called?
« on: April 23, 2018, 01:41:53 PM »
Who in their right minds gives a flying fuck? Up against the wall with the lot of them, and bags I shout "fire!".
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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2018, 01:43:04 PM »
Redundant?
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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2018, 01:45:17 PM »
How about 'Sinecure' - very apt I'd say.

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2018, 01:47:41 PM »
Badger.

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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2018, 01:48:12 PM »
Who in their right minds gives a flying fuck? Up against the wall with the lot of them, and bags I shout "fire!".

Spare me Harry, won’t you?

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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2018, 01:48:18 PM »
Who in their right minds gives a flying fuck? Up against the wall with the lot of them, and bags I shout "fire!".
Yeah, cos' the idea of killing a child is funny.

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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2018, 01:49:20 PM »
Paris, as in Parisite. (It is really a boy's name, whatever Ms Hilton's dim-witted parents thought.)
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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2018, 01:51:49 PM »
Yeah, cos' the idea of killing a child is funny.

Not least because that really did happen. Only it was in a forest IIRC.

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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2018, 02:03:31 PM »
Richard....Richard the Third.

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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2018, 02:27:43 PM »
Apparently both the Duke and Duchess were present at the birth.

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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2018, 04:04:16 PM »
Apparently both the Duke and Duchess were present at the birth.
.....well it was pretty much guaranteed that the Duchess would have been there!
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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2018, 04:10:14 PM »
.....well it was pretty much guaranteed that the Duchess would have been there!

Really? ;D

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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2018, 04:18:18 PM »
Damien
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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2018, 06:12:14 PM »
Don't care.

Or Fred.

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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2018, 06:29:09 PM »
I like Frederick actually but favour James or John for this new little boy. They won't take any notice of my opinion however.
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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2018, 06:31:10 PM »
I like Frederick actually but favour James or John for this new little boy. They won't take any notice of my opinion however.

No, Fred.

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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2018, 06:34:40 PM »
Well why not? I had a Great Uncle Fred who was very nice indeed. Also like Freddie. However I am not fond of abbreviated given names, fine to abbreviate when the child is named - that's friendly - but prefer the birth certificate to have the full whack. Just my opinion.
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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2018, 06:48:17 PM »
Well why not? I had a Great Uncle Fred who was very nice indeed. Also like Freddie. However I am not fond of abbreviated given names, fine to abbreviate when the child is named - that's friendly - but prefer the birth certificate to have the full whack. Just my opinion.

Has to be Fred.

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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2018, 07:52:24 PM »
You are more modern than me Maeght but.....you may get your wish! I also thought of Alfie.
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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2018, 10:27:17 PM »
Apparently both the Duke and Duchess were present at the birth.
I hope they were also both present at the conception.
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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2018, 11:26:24 PM »
You are more modern than me Maeght but.....you may get your wish! I also thought of Alfie.

I'm not being serious Robbie - I don't care to be honest. Just thought Prince Fred would be funny!

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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2018, 12:29:30 AM »
I know you're not been serious Maeght  ;D, didn't think you were. Makes no difference to us anyway but I'll be interested to hear what he is to be called.

I hope they were also both present at the conception.

They were Steve & drunk at the time. So they might call their new son Jack Daniel.
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Re: What should the new royal baby be called?
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2018, 11:17:54 AM »
An interesting read: I'm with Mr Hardie on this.

As am I.
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