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'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« on: January 13, 2020, 06:52:19 PM »
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2020, 09:25:43 PM »
Is that a piss take?
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2020, 09:28:49 PM »
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2020, 10:22:42 PM »
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2020, 10:42:29 PM »
Bexcause she's a total fruit-cake.
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2020, 11:12:26 PM »
Quote from: ProfessorDavey on January 13, 2020, 10:22:42 PM
Because she thinks that some people will buy them I guess.
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2020, 07:59:17 AM »
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2020, 08:19:50 AM »
Quote from: Oliphant Chuckerbutty on January 13, 2020, 10:42:29 PM
Bexcause she's a total fruit-cake.

The cynic in me thinks she's entirely sane, but she's well aware that there are desperately uninformed people out there who'll throw good money after bad on nonsense that someone lies to them about, and she's quite happy to catch some of that money.

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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2020, 12:30:51 PM »
I read something online about that before seeing this thread. Weird or what? She was -s'pose still is- a lovely actress (or should I say, "Actor), she doesn't need the money from grubby stuff like that. It's embarrassing, goodness knows what her kids will say when they're older and find out.
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2020, 12:38:15 PM »
Not that I've not had anything to do this morning, but all sorts of questions around this have been bubbling up...

How does anyone know that it smells specifically like hers?  How will they calibrate the sensors used in manufacturing?  Why hers, specifically?

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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2020, 12:44:41 PM »
She must have thorughly investigated her own aroma & then got someone else to authenticate it.
We're all sitting on goldmines & didn't realise it.
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2020, 06:49:52 PM »
Quote from: Robbie on January 15, 2020, 12:44:41 PM
She must have thorughly investigated her own aroma & then got someone else to authenticate it.
We're all sitting on goldmines & didn't realise it.

This is totally unfair.  I haven't got a vagina.   >:(
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2020, 07:16:30 PM »
That defect could probably be corrected however in the meantime remember we all have more than one orifice  ;).
« Last Edit: January 19, 2020, 10:04:42 PM by Robbie »
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2020, 11:46:20 AM »
Nothing could be finer than the smell of Gwyn's vagina in the moooooorning...
« Last Edit: January 18, 2020, 09:42:38 AM by Oliphant Chuckerbutty »
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2020, 08:16:18 PM »
Quote from: Oliphant Chuckerbutty on January 13, 2020, 10:42:29 PM
Bexcause she's a total fruit-cake.

I doubt that. She seems like quite an accomplished con artist.
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Re: 'Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?'
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