The "irritating Littleroses" law.
I want one of those. "Irritating Trentvoyager".
Unfortunately the prisons are going to be rather full as I would have to start with the entire current government and then work my way through the vast majority of people who masquerade as journalists whose real title should be "servants of their masters". Thereafter moving through the ranks of the youth of today who think it is trendy to have low slung trousers and/or no socks. Then people who buy a coffee from Costa and walk down the street displaying it as if they are the coolest person on the planet. Then dog owners. Women with false nails/tan/hair. The list is pretty much endless.
Lastly myself for being such a miserablist that I shouldn't really be allowed near any half way decent people.
