Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 255439 times)

bluehillside Retd · « **Reply #500 on:** February 10, 2020, 03:19:12 PM »

I have a fear of slang affirmations...

... deffophobia.

bluehillside Retd · « **Reply #501 on:** February 10, 2020, 03:21:32 PM »

...and don't even get me started on my terror of being the first to arrive and the first to leave...

FIFObia

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #502 on:** February 10, 2020, 03:23:19 PM »

The fear of Vietnamese soup

Phophobia

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #503 on:** February 10, 2020, 03:46:27 PM »

The fear of pictures of Vietnamese soup

Photophophobia

ippy · « **Reply #504 on:** February 10, 2020, 03:53:57 PM »

In the time honoured words of ' Our Most Gracious Lord Graham Chapman', this thread is getting too silly!!

ippy.

Enki · « **Reply #505 on:** February 10, 2020, 03:54:32 PM »

I can't make my mind up yet as to whether I am suffering from procrastiphobia or not! Maybe tomorrow!

bluehillside Retd · « **Reply #506 on:** February 10, 2020, 04:40:40 PM »

Come to think of it I get quite anxious too when people use the Latin term for the common toad.

Still, that’s Bufo bufophobia for you I guess…

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #507 on:** February 10, 2020, 07:52:22 PM »

I get upset the thought of The Accidental Death of An Anarchist

It's Dariophobia.

bluehillside Retd · « **Reply #508 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:54:48 PM »

Me, I’m terrified of that actor who played the Green Goblin in the Spiderman films.

Still, that’s Willem Dafobia for you….

bluehillside Retd · « **Reply #509 on:** February 10, 2020, 10:23:15 PM »

…and don’t even get me started on my terror of the director of the classic film Jules et Jim.

I tell you, its burden to carry this Francois Truffeautbia…

Steve H · « **Reply #510 on:** February 10, 2020, 10:57:20 PM »

James Bond's doorbell:

Dong. Ding dong.

Steve H · « **Reply #511 on:** February 11, 2020, 11:19:21 PM »

Apparently, coronavirus has been named Covid-19 by the WHO.
I don't know what the Rolling Stones call it.

Robbie · « **Reply #512 on:** February 12, 2020, 02:06:19 AM »

This could be the last time?

ippy · « **Reply #513 on:** February 12, 2020, 11:46:37 AM »

Quote from: bluehillside Retd. on February 10, 2020, 04:40:40 PM

Come to think of it I get quite anxious too when people use the Latin term for the common toad.

Still, that’s Bufo bufophobia for you I guess…

Interesting, well interesting to me, just a few weeks back I heard an olden day term for a Toad was a Pudock, obviously it would need you to have a train spotters tone of voice in mind while you file this under 'Did You Know', (Sort of ex Pete and Dud).

Regards, ippy.

jeremyp · « **Reply #514 on:** February 12, 2020, 01:08:12 PM »

I am constantly in fear of my friends pretending to be my enemies.

Fauxfoephobia.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #515 on:** February 13, 2020, 09:46:05 AM »

To the person who stole my spectacles.

I will hunt you down and find you.

I have contacts.

bluehillside Retd · « **Reply #516 on:** February 13, 2020, 11:46:37 AM »

To the person who stole my antidepressant tablets...

... I hope you're happy now.

ippy · « **Reply #517 on:** February 13, 2020, 12:07:23 PM »

I note there's a lot of us that don't throw those little slips of paper you find inside christmas crackers away.

ippy.

jeremyp · « **Reply #518 on:** February 13, 2020, 01:54:05 PM »

Quote from: ippy on February 13, 2020, 12:07:23 PM

I note there's a lot of us that don't throw those little slips of paper you find inside christmas crackers away.

ippy.

Hmm, no, that one needs work. There's no proper punchline for a start.

ippy · « **Reply #519 on:** February 14, 2020, 08:42:33 PM »

Quote from: jeremyp on February 13, 2020, 01:54:05 PM

Hmm, no, that one needs work. There's no proper punchline for a start.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #520 on:** February 15, 2020, 10:06:45 AM »

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my word!

Steve H · « **Reply #521 on:** February 15, 2020, 07:29:02 PM »

Quote from: Robbie on February 12, 2020, 02:06:19 AM

This could be the last time?

It's all over now?

Gordon · « **Reply #522 on:** February 15, 2020, 07:47:57 PM »

Quote from: Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz on February 15, 2020, 07:29:02 PM

It's all over now?

Well - you can't always get what you want.

Robbie · « **Reply #523 on:** February 17, 2020, 07:43:56 AM »

Paint it black.

jeremyp · « **Reply #524 on:** February 17, 2020, 01:50:27 PM »

Isn't there a separate thread for song lyrics. This is about jokes.

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 255439 times)