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Aruntraveller

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1100 on: December 29, 2021, 10:10:42 AM »
Please no pedants it's only a joke
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1101 on: December 30, 2021, 12:53:48 PM »
Hmm..
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1102 on: December 30, 2021, 03:56:05 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1103 on: December 30, 2021, 04:20:19 PM »
Quote from: Nearly Sane on December 30, 2021, 03:56:05 PM
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Hmmm.....not so much a joke. More a prediction.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1104 on: December 31, 2021, 03:46:01 PM »
Been watching Sharpe, and pretty much every episode has some new posh fop being idiotic. It might seem a trifle unlikely but then I think of the UK govt.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1105 on: January 05, 2022, 12:15:10 PM »
....JUST IN, The creator of the Taser passed away earlier this morning.

People that knew him have been left stunned.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1106 on: January 05, 2022, 12:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Trentvoyager on January 05, 2022, 12:15:10 PM
....JUST IN, The creator of the Taser passed away earlier this morning.

People that knew him have been left stunned.
Shocking
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1107 on: January 05, 2022, 04:00:36 PM »
Royal survey.

Do you think HRH Prince Andrew is

a) Amoral
b) Immoral
c) Balmoral
d) None of the above
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1108 on: January 05, 2022, 04:01:29 PM »
Quote from: Trentvoyager on January 05, 2022, 12:15:10 PM
....JUST IN, The creator of the Taser passed away earlier this morning.

People that knew him have been left stunned.
They were sent a cable.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1109 on: January 05, 2022, 05:45:53 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1110 on: January 06, 2022, 10:08:13 AM »
Breaking news - Cheese Factory Explosion

De Brie everywhere.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1111 on: January 06, 2022, 02:03:15 PM »
Quote from: Trentvoyager on January 06, 2022, 10:08:13 AM
Breaking news - Cheese Factory Explosion

De Brie everywhere.
..rescuers are Caerphilly searching for survivors
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1112 on: January 06, 2022, 03:53:18 PM »
Quote from: Sebastian Toe on January 06, 2022, 02:03:15 PM
..rescuers are Caerphilly searching for survivors
...Of the victims, they've only found David's toe.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1113 on: January 08, 2022, 02:15:04 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1114 on: January 08, 2022, 05:59:54 PM »
Quote from: Trentvoyager on January 06, 2022, 10:08:13 AM
Breaking news - Cheese Factory Explosion

De Brie everywhere.
Explosion in Japanese car factory. It was raining Datsun cogs.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1115 on: January 08, 2022, 06:02:51 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1116 on: January 08, 2022, 07:14:31 PM »
Quote from: Steve H on January 08, 2022, 06:02:51 PM
Don't get it. Please explain.
The woman in the photo is Rachel from Bladerunner.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1117 on: January 08, 2022, 09:23:18 PM »
Quote from: jeremyp on January 08, 2022, 07:14:31 PM
The woman in the photo is Rachel from Bladerunner.
And she's a robot, I presume...
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1118 on: January 09, 2022, 12:11:43 AM »
Quote from: Steve H on January 08, 2022, 09:23:18 PM
And she's a robot, I presume...
Yes but she doesn't know it.

I really think you need to watch the film.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1119 on: January 09, 2022, 12:24:49 AM »
Quote from: Steve H on January 08, 2022, 09:23:18 PM
And she's a robot, I presume...
She was a robot in Bladerunner and a reboot in bladerunner 2049.ยน
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1120 on: January 15, 2022, 09:46:57 AM »
I just love eating Aquatic Birds.
Egrets I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1121 on: January 18, 2022, 11:21:12 AM »
Quote from: Sebastian Toe on January 06, 2022, 02:03:15 PM
..rescuers are Caerphilly searching for survivors
So far, they've found three rocks, but they're still looking for Roquefort.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1122 on: January 18, 2022, 01:38:17 PM »
Quote from: SqueakyVoice on January 18, 2022, 11:21:12 AM
So far, they've found three rocks, but they're still looking for Roquefort.
They have removed tons of rocks but there are Stiltons remaining.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1123 on: January 21, 2022, 09:25:04 AM »
Government scraps advice on working from home. No news yet on drinking at work.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1124 on: January 22, 2022, 10:45:45 AM »
My Dog continually chased people on a bike.
So we took his bike away.
Then he started barking incessantly in the garden
So we gave him his bike back..
His bark was worse than his Bike
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