Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 255931 times)

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2028 on:** July 31, 2024, 09:56:41 PM »

So much this

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2029 on:** July 31, 2024, 10:51:02 PM »

Oh yes.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2030 on:** August 01, 2024, 11:45:29 AM »

Hitchcock in Scotland

Steve H · « **Reply #2031 on:** August 03, 2024, 09:41:40 AM »

Five rounds or a knockout?

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2032 on:** August 04, 2024, 11:38:16 AM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2033 on:** August 05, 2024, 08:16:12 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2034 on:** August 05, 2024, 04:11:50 PM »

Some familiarity with the Outer Hebrides, and Trump's ancestry needed for those one

Steve H · « **Reply #2035 on:** August 05, 2024, 04:50:27 PM »

Saw that on FB, posted by a Scottish FB friend of mine. Had to goggle Leodhasach, after which I got it. However, at the same time I discovered that the plural is "Leodhasaich".

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2036 on:** August 08, 2024, 03:30:04 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2037 on:** August 08, 2024, 04:11:24 PM »

Wouldn't this just be chess?

jeremyp · « **Reply #2038 on:** August 08, 2024, 04:40:34 PM »

Quote from: Nearly Sane on August 08, 2024, 04:11:24 PM

Wouldn't this just be chess?

Turns out that it is not.

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/346101/the-queens-gambit-the-board-game

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2039 on:** August 08, 2024, 05:38:24 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2040 on:** August 08, 2024, 06:41:05 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2041 on:** August 11, 2024, 04:12:03 PM »

Steve H · « **Reply #2042 on:** August 12, 2024, 06:13:34 PM »

One-liners from the Edinburgh fringe:
https://www.theguardian.com/stage/article/2024/aug/12/10-funniest-jokes-edinburgh-fringe-2024

Steve H · « **Reply #2043 on:** August 15, 2024, 03:06:53 PM »

An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. The barman says "What is this - some kind of joke?"

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #2044 on:** August 15, 2024, 04:35:10 PM »

I applied for a job as Morpheus' PA. I thought it was a dream job, but it turned into a nightmare.

Steve H · « **Reply #2045 on:** August 15, 2024, 05:11:01 PM »

Quote from: SqueakyVoice on August 15, 2024, 04:35:10 PM

I applied for a job as Morpheus' PA. I thought it was a dream job, but it turned into a nightmare.

I once got a job as a doctor with. the World Health Organisation I thought I was auditioning for Doctor Who.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2046 on:** August 15, 2024, 06:43:27 PM »

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #2047 on:** August 19, 2024, 05:06:40 PM »

I keep hoping of putting some filling in a container of short crust pastry then watching it levitate and cook.

But it's only ever a pie in the sky.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2048 on:** August 20, 2024, 10:10:05 PM »

Steve H · « **Reply #2049 on:** August 21, 2024, 04:39:23 PM »

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 255931 times)