Kids' parodies of Christmas songs and carols

[Steve H]

We three kings of orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a bicycle, sucking an icicle,
Following Ringo Starr.

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
The Batmobile lost a wheel
On the motorway.

Any more?

[ekim]

I vaguely remember a wartime one:

While shepherds washed their socks at night
All seated round a tub
A bar of Sunlight Soap came down
And they began to scrub.

[jeremyp]

I vaguely remember a wartime one:

While shepherds washed their socks at night
All seated round a tub
A bar of Sunlight Soap came down
And they began to scrub.

While shepherds watched the box at night
All watching ITV
The Angel of the lord came down
And switched to BBC.

[Roses]

While shepherds washed their socks at night
All seated round the tub
The Angel of the Lord came down
And taught them how to scrub.

[Maeght]

We three kings of orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a bicycle, sucking an icicle,
Following Ringo Starr.

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
The Batmobile lost a wheel
On the motorway.

Any more?

We three kings of orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter, blowing his hooter,
Following Ringo Starr.

[jeremyp]

Theee’s definitely an echo in here.

[Maeght]

Theee’s definitely an echo in here.

No, some words are different.

[Steve H]

No, some words are different.

There are probably as mmany different versions as there are primary schools.