Lammy admits fishing without licence on Vance trip

[Nearly Sane]

Comically inept


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg7jdkmvvv1o

[ProfessorDavey]

Comically inept


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg7jdkmvvv1o

Oh dear - although you have to ask whether there was any fishing actually going on rather than just a photo-op for the journos.

[Gordon]

I'm rather suspicious that this was a staged distraction - so perhaps a bit of a red herring really.

[Nearly Sane]

I'm rather suspicious that this was a staged distraction - so perhaps a bit of a red herring really.

Lammy obviously didn't have enough time to mullet over

[Gordon]

Lammy obviously didn't have enough time to mullet over

Got cod out by not doing his fishing homework.

[Nearly Sane]

Got cod out by not doing his fishing homework.

It's not as if he needed to be a brain sturgeon

[Gordon]

It's not as if he needed to be a brain sturgeon

I'd say he's skate-ing on thin ice now that the media are all over the plaice.

[Aruntraveller]

You two are both rays of sunshine today, but I think you are both beginning to flounder a bit now.

[Nearly Sane]

Eel have to be brill dealing with this and not go all koi, and try and play it as a bad bream

[Aruntraveller]

Eel have to be brill dealing with this and not go all koi, and try and play it as a bad bream

 

[Gordon]

I've no doubt the press will mackerel a meal of this.

[Aruntraveller]

I've no doubt the press will mackerel a meal of this.

Oh, they'll turbot charge it, no doubt about it.