My sister sent me this, it made me giggle.
Notice posted at a conference:
For anyone who as children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care centre on the 1st floor.
Notice in a farmer’s field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges!
In a London department store:
Bargain Basement upstairs …
Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything from bicycles, books, to buttons. Why not bring your wife along and get a better bargain?