Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 255344 times)

Steve H · « **Reply #2175 on:** December 14, 2024, 09:50:39 AM »

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Not as good as 'Gritter Thunberg'.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2176 on:** December 16, 2024, 11:34:25 AM »

Reform Uk are opposed to wind and solar power because they prefer gas lighting.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2177 on:** December 17, 2024, 08:22:13 PM »

Steve H · « **Reply #2178 on:** December 22, 2024, 03:34:07 PM »

Steve H · « **Reply #2179 on:** December 23, 2024, 12:10:39 PM »

Steve H · « **Reply #2180 on:** December 24, 2024, 03:08:40 PM »

A bit of a boob, but an amusing mammary for the future.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2181 on:** December 27, 2024, 12:30:56 PM »

A bit of a boob, but an amusing mammary for the future.

I can see you are keeping abreast of important events. I'm so pleased you've got that off your chest.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2182 on:** December 28, 2024, 06:33:33 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2183 on:** January 01, 2025, 08:03:18 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2184 on:** January 01, 2025, 08:13:58 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2185 on:** January 05, 2025, 03:19:41 PM »

Steve H · « **Reply #2186 on:** January 06, 2025, 07:49:17 AM »

Steve H · « **Reply #2187 on:** January 07, 2025, 06:12:45 PM »

"My wife's got two cunts. I'm one of them."
Roy Chubby Brown

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2188 on:** January 08, 2025, 10:27:48 PM »

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.

I now have Heinzsight.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2189 on:** January 10, 2025, 10:04:35 AM »

Trump wanted to name the Gulf of Mexico after himself.

Unfortunately, the Bay of Pigs was already taken.

Steve H · « **Reply #2190 on:** January 10, 2025, 10:48:20 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2191 on:** January 10, 2025, 04:31:39 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2192 on:** January 12, 2025, 10:40:22 AM »

"I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table"

"How do you know it was authentic?"

"It had a bit of veneer missing"

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2193 on:** January 14, 2025, 10:21:24 AM »

At President Carter's funeral:

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2194 on:** January 16, 2025, 05:48:59 PM »

A(stley) for effort

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2195 on:** January 17, 2025, 02:15:06 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2196 on:** January 24, 2025, 11:48:37 AM »

Steve H · « **Reply #2197 on:** January 24, 2025, 01:17:32 PM »

I'm 73 - but only 22 in Celsius.

Sebastian Toe · « **Reply #2198 on:** January 24, 2025, 08:40:49 PM »

For sale: trampoline.

No pictures as it hasn't landed in my garden yet!

Steve H · « **Reply #2199 on:** January 27, 2025, 12:18:04 PM »

What’s the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One's an Australian marsupial. and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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