Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 217674 times)

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2201 on:** February 05, 2025, 07:33:52 PM »

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets.

Why?

Because "stressed" spelt backwards is "desserts".

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #2202 on:** February 07, 2025, 05:28:18 PM »

'When you get lemons, make lemonade.

When you get marmal, make marmalade.'

((C) that middle aged bloke with a moustache in JTM)

Walt Zingmatilder · « **Reply #2203 on:** February 09, 2025, 08:37:08 AM »

Book recommendation Cannibalism by Henrietta Mann.

On the road by John Bitumen

Steve H · « **Reply #2204 on:** February 09, 2025, 09:19:44 PM »

Quote from: Walt Zingmatilder on February 09, 2025, 08:37:08 AM

Book recommendation Cannibalism by Henrietta Mann.

On the road by John Bitumen

Spoonerisms by Mary Hinge.

Steve H · « **Reply #2205 on:** February 10, 2025, 07:44:28 AM »

Steve H · « **Reply #2206 on:** February 10, 2025, 11:18:13 AM »

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1GnRmn5PRk/

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2207 on:** February 13, 2025, 09:19:57 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2208 on:** February 14, 2025, 04:25:26 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2209 on:** February 17, 2025, 04:07:50 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2210 on:** February 18, 2025, 01:05:32 AM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2211 on:** February 20, 2025, 03:41:43 PM »

Private Eye:

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2212 on:** February 21, 2025, 05:13:39 PM »

"My wife told me she thought we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic. I told her, "I think you mean fewer.""

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2213 on:** February 21, 2025, 05:18:21 PM »

"Women have no feelings"

https://youtu.be/kUH34iqK7cI?si=ZG-ACj_1yooqrRxY

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2214 on:** February 26, 2025, 12:59:29 PM »

Caesar walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.”

The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, “Don’t you mean a martini?”

“Look," Caesar replies, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!"

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2215 on:** February 27, 2025, 02:34:43 PM »

Roses · « **Reply #2216 on:** February 27, 2025, 03:39:13 PM »

Quote from: Nearly Sane on February 27, 2025, 02:34:43 PM

.

very true.

Sassy · « **Reply #2217 on:** February 27, 2025, 06:53:35 PM »

What made Cinderella so bad at playing football?

She kept running away from the ball.

Where was king David's Temple located?

Behind his ear.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every day.

Sassy · « **Reply #2218 on:** February 27, 2025, 06:57:32 PM »

What do you call a skeleton with only a head?
A nobody

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2219 on:** February 27, 2025, 09:10:12 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2220 on:** March 06, 2025, 06:03:50 PM »

jeremyp · « **Reply #2221 on:** March 07, 2025, 10:27:42 AM »

Captchas are getting harder these days

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2222 on:** March 07, 2025, 04:42:00 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2223 on:** March 07, 2025, 08:20:32 PM »

"I spent all my savings on pasta"

"That's dreadful"

"Not really. It was worth every penne"

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2224 on:** March 07, 2025, 10:13:08 PM »

Is mansplaining correctional dysfunction?

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 217674 times)