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Steve H

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2175 on: December 14, 2024, 09:50:39 AM »

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2176 on: December 16, 2024, 11:34:25 AM »
Reform Uk are opposed to wind and solar power because they prefer gas lighting.
"Years, lovers, and glasses of wine. These are things that should never be counted."

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2177 on: December 17, 2024, 08:22:13 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2178 on: December 22, 2024, 03:34:07 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2179 on: December 23, 2024, 12:10:39 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2180 on: December 24, 2024, 03:08:40 PM »
A bit of a boob, but an amusing mammary for the future.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2181 on: December 27, 2024, 12:30:56 PM »
A bit of a boob, but an amusing mammary for the future.

I can see you are keeping abreast of important events. I'm so pleased you've got that off your chest.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2182 on: December 28, 2024, 06:33:33 PM »

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2183 on: January 01, 2025, 08:03:18 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2184 on: January 01, 2025, 08:13:58 PM »
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« Reply #2185 on: January 05, 2025, 03:19:41 PM »
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"Years, lovers, and glasses of wine. These are things that should never be counted."

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2186 on: January 06, 2025, 07:49:17 AM »
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« Reply #2187 on: January 07, 2025, 06:12:45 PM »
"My wife's got two cunts. I'm one of them."
Roy Chubby Brown

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2188 on: January 08, 2025, 10:27:48 PM »
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.

I now have Heinzsight.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2189 on: January 10, 2025, 10:04:35 AM »
Trump wanted to name the Gulf of Mexico after himself.

Unfortunately, the Bay of Pigs was already taken.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2190 on: January 10, 2025, 10:48:20 AM »
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« Reply #2191 on: January 10, 2025, 04:31:39 PM »
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« Reply #2192 on: January 12, 2025, 10:40:22 AM »
"I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table"

"How do you know it was authentic?"

"It had a bit of veneer missing"
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2193 on: January 14, 2025, 10:21:24 AM »
At President Carter's funeral:

"Years, lovers, and glasses of wine. These are things that should never be counted."

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2194 on: January 16, 2025, 05:48:59 PM »
A(stley) for effort

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2195 on: January 17, 2025, 02:15:06 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2196 on: January 24, 2025, 11:48:37 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2197 on: January 24, 2025, 01:17:32 PM »
I'm 73 - but only 22 in Celsius.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2198 on: January 24, 2025, 08:40:49 PM »

For sale: trampoline.

No pictures as it hasn't landed in my garden yet!
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2199 on: January 27, 2025, 12:18:04 PM »
What’s the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One's an Australian marsupial. and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.