Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 255044 times)

Steve H · « **Reply #2300 on:** September 22, 2025, 05:35:39 PM »

Quote from: ad_orientem on September 22, 2025, 04:24:45 PM

Turkey and Azerbaijan doesn't surprise me but Ireland does (though I assume the gap is quite marginal).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tea_consumption_per_capita

ad_orientem · « **Reply #2301 on:** September 22, 2025, 06:14:23 PM »

Quote from: Steve H on September 22, 2025, 05:35:39 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tea_consumption_per_capita

Quite a marked difference then.

Gonnagle · « **Reply #2302 on:** September 22, 2025, 06:27:43 PM »

Quote from: Steve H on September 22, 2025, 05:35:39 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tea_consumption_per_capita

Dear Sane,

Yeah but apart from Ireland there tea is not real tea, foreign stuff! What!! Just trying to keep up my xenophobic, Jingoistic, racist, fascist persona.

Gonnagle.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2303 on:** September 25, 2025, 09:11:21 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2304 on:** September 26, 2025, 10:01:43 AM »

I went shopping in Yorkshire.

I asked where I could find towels.

I was given directions to a bird sanctuary.

Sebastian Toe · « **Reply #2305 on:** September 26, 2025, 12:00:55 PM »

Yorkshire man goes to the vet.
"I've come about my cat".
"Is it a tom?"
'No, it's in this carrier".

Sebastian Toe · « **Reply #2306 on:** September 26, 2025, 12:12:20 PM »

Old Scottish farmer sees man drinking directly from a stream.
So he shouts "Oi, yon burn's fu o' coo piss".
The man replies, "I'm awfully sorry but I'm from London and I can't quite understand what you are saying old chap"

The farmer replied" If - you - cup - both - hands - together - you'll -not - spill - much."

Sebastian Toe · « **Reply #2307 on:** September 27, 2025, 09:06:19 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2308 on:** September 30, 2025, 09:08:21 AM »

Steve H · « **Reply #2309 on:** September 30, 2025, 03:17:52 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2310 on:** September 30, 2025, 09:27:25 PM »

Starmer's speech

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2311 on:** October 01, 2025, 12:43:41 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2312 on:** October 03, 2025, 09:17:27 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2313 on:** October 04, 2025, 03:43:20 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2314 on:** October 04, 2025, 04:18:33 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2315 on:** October 09, 2025, 12:36:13 PM »

So, the question bothering me today is:

Am I getting old, or are M&S making nicer clothes these days?

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2316 on:** October 09, 2025, 05:00:14 PM »

Rather good

https://youtube.com/shorts/4Iu3gJ5Kirk?si=zpMXFHd0fJDwPkBu

Steve H · « **Reply #2317 on:** October 09, 2025, 06:28:50 PM »

Onomatopoeia:
The answer to the question "Where are you Aladdin?"

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2318 on:** October 09, 2025, 08:08:48 PM »

The past, future and present walk into a bar. It was tense.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2319 on:** October 10, 2025, 09:07:21 AM »

Quote from: Steve H on October 09, 2025, 06:28:50 PM

Onomatopoeia:
The answer to the question "Where are you Aladdin?"

This would be the Yorkshire Aladdin?

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2320 on:** October 12, 2025, 04:20:31 PM »

Glenda was taken aback and affronted at the same time, which was a bit of a squeeze.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2321 on:** October 14, 2025, 10:20:25 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2322 on:** October 15, 2025, 09:04:29 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2323 on:** October 16, 2025, 02:44:32 PM »

So Long Farewell - the Baroness Schraeder version

https://youtu.be/ELSx0Kq8xZs?si=MDPdCm42Wyv7AP_N

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2324 on:** October 16, 2025, 04:32:11 PM »

News:

Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 255044 times)