In that case, since you're not an under-age girl, probably randy Andy.
Nope - met Prince Andrew in one of the most bizarre experiences of my life.
I was asked to attend a meeting at Buckingham Palace about setting up a University Technical College, which was to be chaired by him. There was no clear agenda nor expected outcomes for the meeting provided in advance. Thought - why not, assuming I'd be just 'room meat' (in other words just there to make up the numbers).
Went along and everyone was kept waiting for 30 mins because the meeting couldn't start without him and he was late. Fairly big meeting - perhaps 30 people, education people, industry people, but it became rapidly clear I was the key person as to establish a UTC you need a university sponsor and I was the only university person invited. Effectively positioned directly opposite Andrew and Kenneth Baker (UTCs were his thing) and subjected to a really hard sell.
Establishing a UTC was not for us so I politely declined to be involved - after the meeting.
Andrew actually chaired the meeting reasonably well but I thought keeping us all waiting was totally unacceptable - the meeting could have started with Ken Baker chairing, but apparently Palace protocols wont allow it!!