Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 255757 times)

Steve H · « **Reply #2150 on:** November 26, 2024, 12:47:40 PM »

I tried calling the tinnitus helpline,, but it just kept ringing.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2151 on:** November 26, 2024, 02:35:28 PM »

Photos of rock stars taken 60 years ago.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2152 on:** November 26, 2024, 03:00:14 PM »

The X-odus continues:

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2153 on:** November 27, 2024, 08:27:07 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2154 on:** November 29, 2024, 09:28:16 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2155 on:** November 30, 2024, 05:35:38 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2156 on:** November 30, 2024, 06:38:22 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2157 on:** December 01, 2024, 12:59:09 PM »

Steve H · « **Reply #2158 on:** December 02, 2024, 08:52:03 AM »

"...name after Scottish towns" QUESTION MARK!

Steve H · « **Reply #2159 on:** December 02, 2024, 09:22:58 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2160 on:** December 02, 2024, 04:00:12 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2161 on:** December 02, 2024, 04:11:41 PM »

The Superman/Bod crossover we’ve all needed.
Here’s comes Zod.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2162 on:** December 02, 2024, 05:00:39 PM »

Great away win for the marmalade wizard

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2163 on:** December 03, 2024, 11:57:24 AM »

I'm sure we've had Brian Bilston's poems appear before on here, but this one is great:

Steve H · « **Reply #2164 on:** December 03, 2024, 07:16:52 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2165 on:** December 04, 2024, 03:31:14 PM »

I once purchased a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2166 on:** December 04, 2024, 07:00:30 PM »

Sebastian Toe · « **Reply #2167 on:** December 04, 2024, 07:16:51 PM »

Steve H · « **Reply #2168 on:** December 09, 2024, 10:14:51 AM »

...starring Barbara Windsor, Sid James, Hattie Jacques and Kenneth Williams?

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2169 on:** December 10, 2024, 11:25:01 AM »

I was watching Australian Master Chef last night. Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered.
I thought… That's odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2170 on:** December 10, 2024, 11:27:00 AM »

somebody pulled their crackers early.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2171 on:** December 10, 2024, 12:37:39 PM »

Abridged Classics:

Steve H · « **Reply #2172 on:** December 11, 2024, 12:41:53 PM »

Quote from: Nearly Sane on December 10, 2024, 11:25:01 AM

I was watching Australian Master Chef last night. Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered.
I thought… That's odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue.

A bloke went into a baker's, pointed to something on the shelf, and said "Is that an éclair or a meringue?" .The baker said "No, you're right, it's an éclair."

bluehillside Retd · « **Reply #2173 on:** December 11, 2024, 06:04:10 PM »

SteveH,

Quote

A bloke went into a baker's, pointed to something on the shelf, and said "Is that an éclair or a meringue?" .The baker said "No, you're right, it's an éclair."

Sign at the baker's in Norwich: "In Bread for 150 Years".

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2174 on:** December 13, 2024, 10:25:48 PM »

News:

Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 255757 times)